Mar 25, 2009 08:54
It was 6am and cold and I was really, really tired. The boy and I piled into the dinghy to head for shore and my craptastic job. I was all bundled up and hiding from the rising sun when I felt something slimy slither really fast over my leg under my pants. I freaked out, jumped up screaming and almost turned the dinghy over! I was convinced it was an eel or a rat or a muterfuckingsnake in the boat!
I jumped up and screamed 'cause not only was there something attacking me, but at the same moment I felt it I heard Blaine yell "what is that?!?" Luckily he grabbed my leg to keep me from getting soaked in the bay and then said in an annoyingly calm manner "grab the dock rope, it's in the water." Apparently he had said "get that."
Oh.
I'm an ass.