Ophthalmologist
The verdict: (1) My pupils are fine. The are unusually large, but they will constrict. It might cause extra sensitivity to bright light, but that's manageable. (2) It seems I have chronic allergic conjunctivitis WHICH I TELL PEOPLE ALL THE TIME when my eyes are a mess and they're all like, "Ew, go home!" I have new, different antihistamine eye drops to use daily and a follow-up appointment in two weeks. If there's no improvement then, we'll look at whether antibiotic drops are needed. (3) I have a hemorrhage in my eye right now that I hadn't even noticed (probably from Sunday & Monday when I had conjunctivitis). Poor eye!