Lisa Edelstein || Positive me
I mean I do not know what to ask him 'cause I really do not know just what to say.
I mean I do I say well put this on in the middle of the act, oh God no way!
I mean God it's so embarrasing to stop until to turn the lamp from off to dim.
I mean gross I'd have to see it worse he'd probably make me put it on him.
Oh it's a condom!
It's this girl's man made nightmare, oh god a condom. Just when I got over pubic hair and all that stuff down there.
I mean my mother says that if I can't deal with condoms then I shouldn't deal with intercourse.
She says for me I always fake it so for me I'm missing nothing, it would be his loss. Of course of course.
And friends suggest that I go buy condoms and get used to how they feel by putting them on fruits.
They say it's better to use rubber than to sign your own death warrant, even if the guy is real cute.
But I hate condoms !
The way they look and smell and taste and feel.
I really really hate condoms.
They make me nauseous, my head starts to reel, they have no sex appeal.
I think they're cool to use as a balloon.
I'd love to blow one up and kick it around the room.
But I mean God, I'm sorry, don't put one near my body.
Besides that he looks healthy! I'll never be exposed to HIV!
And I hate condoms. I trust him anyway.
Yes, I hate condoms. I mean, what can I say?
Hope it's my lucky day!
I mean I do I say well put this on in the middle of the act, oh God no way!
I mean God it's so embarrasing to stop until to turn the lamp from off to dim.
I mean gross I'd have to see it worse he'd probably make me put it on him.
Oh it's a condom!
It's this girl's man made nightmare, oh god a condom. Just when I got over pubic hair and all that stuff down there.
I mean my mother says that if I can't deal with condoms then I shouldn't deal with intercourse.
She says for me I always fake it so for me I'm missing nothing, it would be his loss. Of course of course.
And friends suggest that I go buy condoms and get used to how they feel by putting them on fruits.
They say it's better to use rubber than to sign your own death warrant, even if the guy is real cute.
But I hate condoms !
The way they look and smell and taste and feel.
I really really hate condoms.
They make me nauseous, my head starts to reel, they have no sex appeal.
I think they're cool to use as a balloon.
I'd love to blow one up and kick it around the room.
But I mean God, I'm sorry, don't put one near my body.
Besides that he looks healthy! I'll never be exposed to HIV!
And I hate condoms. I trust him anyway.
Yes, I hate condoms. I mean, what can I say?
Hope it's my lucky day!