It was dark in the swamp that night...
when Jasper hopped out of bed and cleared his throat. He croaked and spat out a big loogie. "Almost hit the cockroach that time",he thought. The cockroach scuttled off into the corner. Jasper reached for his bottle of dried flies, opened it and emptied what was left of them into his mouth. He didn't chew them, just swallowed and belched. One of the flies was burped back out and landed next to the loogie. "Hmmm, make a good snack later",he said as he put on his hat and went out the door. "Dang, it's gettin' close to Halloween- I better be thinkin' of somethin' to hand out to them little toads when they come trick-or-treatin'. Maybe some crickets or bloodworms, haw haw haw!" laughed Jasper. He went off to work splashing in each puddle as he went, farting as he jumped over the downed branches in his path and in general in a pretty good mood. Jasper works at a convienence store/gas station- so if you see him while you're out and about don't forget to say 'HI'! 