IM between Toph and Aang
(4:55:52 PM) Aang: Hey Toph
(4:56:06 PM) Toph: Hi Twinkletoes.
(4:56:11 PM) Toph: What's up?
(4:56:21 PM) Aang: Nothing,, you?
(4:56:43 PM) Toph: Wondering why Suki is acting all weird.
(4:56:51 PM) Aang: about what?
(4:57:07 PM) Toph: She was just acting weird when we left Ty Lee's.
(4:57:15 PM) Aang: Oh, I wonder why.
(4:57:32 PM) Toph: It might have something to do with Sokka.
(4:57:43 PM) Aang: Maybe, she hasn't spoken to him in a while
(4:57:54 PM) Toph: Nobody has, really.
(4:58:05 PM) Aang: I guess except that really badly speeled post
(4:58:10 PM) Aang: spelled*
(4:58:31 PM) Toph: Going for authenticity?
(4:58:44 PM) Toph: *snorts*
(4:59:14 PM) Aang: it was accidnet! you don't have a huge dog and a cat duking it out underneath your chair
(4:59:20 PM) Aang: accident*
(4:59:34 PM) Aang: an accident*
(4:59:43 PM) Toph: Put Momo in one room and Appa in another.
(4:59:59 PM) Aang: I don't mean duking it out in that way
(5:00:15 PM) Toph: Oh. What other kind is there?
(5:00:27 PM) Aang: for lack of a better phrase 'They're getting it on'
(5:01:02 PM) Toph: *lol* You were afraid to tell me that?
(5:01:29 PM) Aang: No, just thought duking it out sounded better then 'They are doing it' under my chair
(5:02:44 PM) Toph: I have some news for you, Twinkletoes.
(5:02:51 PM) Aang: what?
(5:03:09 PM) Toph: Well... I'm not going to boarding school.
(5:03:16 PM) Aang: Tats Wonderful!
(5:03:19 PM) Aang: thats*
(5:03:32 PM) Toph: And... Mom kicked dad out.
(5:03:43 PM) Aang: How do you feel about that?
(5:03:58 PM) Toph: Relieved, actually.
(5:04:23 PM) Toph: Everyone thinks I'm supposed to be sad, but in reality I'm just glad I don't have him breathing down my back.
(5:04:36 PM) Toph: Mom is surprisingly lax with rules.
(5:05:02 PM) Aang: I thought your mom was nice, it was your dad with the rules
(5:05:30 PM) Toph: Exactly. But she blew up at him and told him he had a week to get his stuff out.
(5:05:36 PM) Aang: OOO
(5:05:58 PM) Toph: Turns out, she didn't want me going to boardning school.
(5:06:05 PM) Toph: *boarding
(5:06:12 PM) Aang: Well thats good to know
(5:06:29 PM) Toph: And there's even better news.
(5:06:35 PM) Aang: what?
(5:06:42 PM) Toph: She approves.
(5:07:26 PM) Aang: Wow....thats great! One moment please, I need to get Appa and Mo Mo out of here, It gets annoying
(5:07:39 PM) Toph: I would say so.
(5:07:55 PM) Aang: Alright
(5:08:05 PM) Toph: Ah, the Mappa love.
(5:08:18 PM) Aang: that would make was what, Taang?
(5:08:37 PM) Toph: I cannot believe you just went there, Twinkletoes.
(5:08:48 PM) Toph: And why is there more of your name than mine?
(5:09:12 PM) Aang: I dunno you could always have Tong
(5:09:25 PM) Toph: That just sounds wrong.
(5:09:39 PM) Aang: then Taang is all I got
(5:10:11 PM) Toph: Give me a few. I might be able to top Twinkletoes after all.
(5:10:33 PM) Aang: What does that mean?
(5:11:00 PM) Toph: Your nickname is the best I've ever come up with by far.
(5:11:16 PM) Toph: Though I doubt anything could top Mother!Suki.
(5:11:27 PM) Aang: Which I came up with
(5:11:29 PM) Aang: :D
(5:11:50 PM) Toph: *rolls eyes* Uh huh. You did good. /sarcasm
(5:12:06 PM) Aang: it defeats the purpose to use sarcasm if you tell people
(5:12:25 PM) Toph: You can't hear me say it, and I know you're a bit slow, so....
(5:12:40 PM) Aang: Yet magically my grades are higher then yours
(5:12:52 PM) Toph: I could do better.
(5:13:01 PM) Toph: I'm just not a geek.
(5:13:42 PM) Aang: Hy just because I say XD out loud doesn't make me a geek
(5:13:44 PM) Aang: okay it does
(5:13:49 PM) Aang: hey*
(5:13:52 PM) Toph: It totally does.
(5:14:03 PM) Aang: fine...
(5:14:53 PM) Toph: Seriously, I think Mai said something about Zuko and a tutu at Ty Lee's.
(5:15:06 PM) Aang: XD that is funny
(5:15:11 PM) Aang: or it sounds funny
(5:15:18 PM) Toph: I'm sure it would be.
(5:16:15 PM) Aang: I'm sure too
(5:16:35 PM) Toph: I told you mom was lax with rules, right?
(5:16:39 PM) Aang: yes
(5:16:59 PM) Toph: She's letting me listen to any kind of music I want.
(5:17:06 PM) Aang: Good.
(5:17:51 PM) Toph: I mean, I started playing "Down With the Sickness" and she just shrugged and went back to the living room.
(5:18:01 PM) Aang: Never heard of it
(5:18:16 PM) Toph: WTF? What rock are you living under?
(5:18:31 PM) Aang: My home.
(5:18:37 PM) Toph: Uh-huh.
(5:19:15 PM) Toph: Half the song has to be removed to be played on the radio.
(5:19:26 PM) Aang: XD Ha
(5:20:08 PM) Toph: Hell, I'm thinking about having a Christmas party.
(5:20:32 PM) Aang: Its not even christmas, hell its not even halloween
(5:21:17 PM) Toph: It'll get there. I would have a Halloween party, but I think Fangirl claimed that.
(5:21:29 PM) Aang: Probably
(5:21:48 PM) Toph: But if not, I'm so going to.
(5:21:52 PM) Aang: Ha
(5:22:02 PM) Toph: What?
(5:22:07 PM) Aang: Nothing
(5:22:14 PM) Toph: What would you be, anyway?
(5:22:23 PM) Aang: I'm not sure.
(5:22:30 PM) Aang: a vampire probably
(5:22:34 PM) Aang: they're awesome
(5:22:38 PM) Toph: Really?
(5:22:42 PM) Aang: yes
(5:22:51 PM) Toph: That's what I'm going to be.
(5:22:57 PM) Aang: amazing how that works out
(5:23:07 PM) Toph: It's almost like you knew.
(5:23:07 PM) Aang: Or I could go as myself
(5:23:39 PM) Toph: Yeah, right. What would you be then, a ballerina?
(5:23:59 PM) Aang: Myself, as in not dress up, I'm wierd enough so I could say I was going as a geek
(5:24:24 PM) Toph: But the object is to go as something different.
(5:24:51 PM) Aang: I don't see the point
(5:25:06 PM) Toph: I don't see it either.
(5:25:08 PM) Toph: DUH.
(5:25:36 PM) Aang: You don't have to go with the blind jokes Toph, We all know you are blind, except Sokka I think he's oblivious
(5:31:44 PM) Toph: It works, doesn't it?
(5:32:19 PM) Aang: what, the blind jokes? On Sokka, yes
(5:32:32 PM) Toph: Exactly.
(5:32:51 PM) Aang: And Katara, and Suki
(5:33:04 PM) Toph: Sometimes, sadly.
(5:33:21 PM) Aang: Sadly?
(5:33:28 PM) Toph: They should know better.
(5:33:52 PM) Aang: Yet Somehow Me and Zuko and Mai are the only people that they don't work on
(5:34:01 PM) Toph: And even then...
(5:34:16 PM) Aang: ....
(5:34:28 PM) Aang: Oh God and can hear the Mappa love from in my room
(5:34:33 PM) Aang: and=I
(5:34:45 PM) Toph: You put them in the same room?
(5:34:48 PM) Toph: Idiot.
(5:34:53 PM) Aang: I put them outside!
(5:35:02 PM) Toph: You shouldn't have.
(5:35:29 PM) Aang: God I don't want to hear this all day Let me move them
(5:35:48 PM) Toph: Fine.
(5:36:24 PM) Aang: Alright Appa's outside and Mo Mo is hanging with Gyatso'
(5:36:51 PM) Toph: You know what they say about old men and cats...
(5:37:00 PM) Aang: They die alone?
(5:37:09 PM) Toph: Not exactly.
(5:37:22 PM) Toph: Think Mappa. But with less Appa.
(5:37:28 PM) Toph: And more Gyatso.
(5:37:39 PM) Aang: Oh my God Myatso., its horrible!
(5:38:02 PM) Toph: What is with you and the name combining?
(5:38:14 PM) Aang: I don't know, it kinda grows on me
(5:38:50 PM) Toph: It's what girls do for celebrities. You nut.
(5:39:09 PM) Aang: ah well
(5:39:40 PM) Toph: What? Was Hairy right in calling me a lesbian then?
(5:39:48 PM) Toph: I mean, I am dating you.
(5:40:00 PM) Aang: Hey! I'm not a girl
(5:40:12 PM) Toph: Good. Hairy was wrong.
(5:40:15 PM) Toph: Or was he?
(5:40:42 PM) Aang: Oh what, I'm the cover-up or your story?
(5:41:00 PM) Toph: Please, spare me.
(5:41:11 PM) Aang: .....
(5:41:22 PM) Toph: You think I"d try to cover that up?
(5:41:30 PM) Aang: no.
(5:41:37 PM) Toph: Alright then.
(5:42:03 PM) Aang: Anyways
(5:42:19 PM) Toph: Can you hear Gyatso and Momo?
(5:42:51 PM) Aang: Gyatso I can see it. Gyatso is petting Mo Mo and and whispering something
(5:43:04 PM) Aang: take the gyatso out of the front
(5:43:43 PM) Toph: What is he whispering? "You're my little snookie-wookie" or "I do love my little pussy"?
(5:43:58 PM) Aang: I don't really want to know
(5:44:23 PM) Toph: I'm laughing at you right now.
(5:44:33 PM) Aang: I'm sure
(5:44:39 PM) Toph: Who wouldn't?
(5:44:49 PM) Aang: Zuko
(5:45:09 PM) Toph: Sparky would.
(5:45:15 PM) Aang: He doesn't laugh
(5:45:55 PM) Toph: He does at Gloomy's jokes.
(5:46:11 PM) Aang: At Mai's jokes to be exact
(5:46:21 PM) Aang: which is who you meant by gloomy
(5:46:26 PM) Aang: I'm sure
(5:46:26 PM) Toph: Yes.
(5:46:28 PM) Toph: Duh.
(5:47:15 PM) Toph: I like Mai. She's actually pretty funny.
(5:47:23 PM) Aang: I wouldn't know
(5:47:48 PM) Toph: Y'know, Jun's party is on my birthday.
(5:48:02 PM) Aang: hmmm
(5:48:11 PM) Aang: Suki's goign to be pissed
(5:48:15 PM) Aang: going*
(5:48:22 PM) Toph: Why?
(5:48:38 PM) Aang: Oh nothing
(5:48:55 PM) Toph: She was going to throw me a surprise party, wasn't she?
(5:49:02 PM) Aang: No.
(5:49:12 PM) Toph: Then why?
(5:49:25 PM) Aang: No reason
(5:49:29 PM) Toph: Aang....
(5:49:48 PM) Aang: You called me by my name, somethings up
(5:49:55 PM) Toph: Yeah, I'm serious.
(5:52:21 PM) Aang: You really want to know, don't you?
(5:52:54 PM) Toph: No, I'm just being serious for my health.
(5:52:56 PM) Toph: /sarcasm
(5:53:13 PM) Aang: fine, Its a surprise party, but don't tell her I told you
(5:53:24 PM) Toph: I win't.
(5:53:28 PM) Toph: *won't
(5:53:48 PM) Aang: Thank You!
(5:54:01 PM) Toph: Welcome, Twinkleroes
(5:54:04 PM) Toph: *toes
(6:08:40 PM) Aang: *gasp* Toph Bei Fong being polite?
(6:08:50 PM) Aang: I"ve never heard of such a thing
(6:09:05 PM) Toph: You're rubbing off on me, apparently.
(6:09:18 PM) Aang: It goes both ways
(6:09:36 PM) Toph: Don't you try sarcasm. It's a bad color on you.
(6:09:44 PM) Toph: Like that shirt you wear all the time.
(6:10:14 PM) Aang: again, blind jokes don't work
(6:10:21 PM) Toph: Dammit.
(6:12:00 PM) Aang: Ha! I beat you at your own game.
(6:12:11 PM) Toph: Or did you?
(6:12:18 PM) Aang: I think I did
(6:12:34 PM) Toph: I don't think so.
(6:12:42 PM) Aang: I do
(6:13:03 PM) Toph: Sure. Like what you think really matters.
(6:13:18 PM) Aang: Mean, Mean Toph
(6:13:44 PM) Toph: Indeedy.
(6:16:50 PM) Aang: ....
(6:17:12 PM) Toph: Problem, Twinkletoes?
(6:17:16 PM) Aang: No
(6:19:08 PM) Aang: why do ask?
(6:19:51 PM) Aang: do you*
(6:20:27 PM) Toph: No reason.
(6:20:52 PM) Aang: There is a reason
(6:21:09 PM) Toph: You're weird, how's that?
(6:21:19 PM) Aang: That works
(6:22:32 PM) Toph: See, I won.
(6:22:41 PM) Aang: You did
(6:33:16 PM) Aang: Hey Toph, I have to go.
(6:33:19 PM) Aang: sorry
(6:33:25 PM) Toph: Bye, Twinklestoes.
This is me and britt_marie92
Me being Aang and her being Toph