Getting Something Off My Chest
To You, The Person In The Inner Lane On A Four-Lane Road Who, When I Get Into The Center Turn Lane In Front Of You And Signal Left, Decide To STOP, Halting The Whole Lane Behind You, And Gesture Officiously For Me To Turn Left In Front Of You, Apparently Believing That The Traffic Whizzing By In The Outside Lane On Your Right Can Read Your Dinosaur Brain And Will Magically Stop For Me, And Further Apparently Believing That I Can SEE The Outer Lane Past Your Fat Head In Your Giant SUV And The Huge Line Of Traffic You Have Stopped Behind You To Make Sure It's Safe To Turn:
1. Keep driving.
2. Directly to your local DMV.
3. And turn in your driver's license.
4. And take the bus home.
That is all.
1. Keep driving.
2. Directly to your local DMV.
3. And turn in your driver's license.
4. And take the bus home.
That is all.