sorry i can't type a coherent thought
I'M VERY AWARE THAT WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. deal with it.
GLASGOW 2K6
glasgow has been sooooo much fun! i love it here so much! everyone is so fucking cute. i want to diiie, scottish accents are so much better than even british accents, even though i can't understand a word of it. all of the dudes are so skinny and malnourished looking swwooonnnn.
anyway
the day i arrived, vicky took me out for ONE POUND DRINKS (2 dollars, no tipping). two pounds for a doubleshot, which is what i ended up drinking (and i got really fucked up). we were with about 5 (or so) of her friends from class, and we went to a dance party/club. they played the best music EVER. i met two dudes (dave and sean) and some of their friends, and they invited me to go hang out and get some food. vicky didn't want to go, and she walked away and i lost her.
then i was stuck in the middle of glasgow without vicky, her address, or her phone number. dave and sean offered to let me stay at dave's, which i was kind of hesitant about but i met a few of their girl friends said that they were cool dudes and that because school was out, dave was staying at his parent's house, so it was reallyreally OK. then dave and sean called a cab, and as we're waiting, these neds (a term i just recently learned for these dudes in glasgow who get drunk and fight people) come up to dave and sean and start fighting them. it was awful, and i was sure they'd get arrested and i'd be stranded for real. but eventually it stopped and the cab came. it was during the cab ride that i started to kind of sober up and realized what an idiot situation i was in, especially when the cab got onto a highway. but when we got to the house, dave was like "shhh you have to be quiet cause we're going in my parents house". and then i felt safe. we stayed up, drank a bunch more, watched tv, hung out. went to bed around 4:30. when we woke up i had vickys address and number (thanx internet) and she was rly hungover, so i stayed with sean and dave and hung out in their house and they made me breakfast. it was so fucking great! best dudes! then they took me all the way back to vicky's to make sure i didn't get lost.
i got an email from them yesterday, so i'm hanging with them again! yayay! sooo psyched.
the rest of the day was spent in vicky's room sleeping and hanging with her. and recovering from hunoverness.
yesterday vicky and i went shopping. i bought the CUTEST dresses EVERRRR. then at night we went to tranny night at the school owned club. i dressed up as a dude, kinda. vicky did a much better job. i met a dude from nj who knows the brick kids which was funny. we even tried to call christi, to get people's numbers, but there was no phone card. i danced really fucking hard with vicky. there was a girl dressed as a guy in drag with a vibrating strapon that she kept humping me with. greaaat. it was SO MUCH FUN! i love dancing so much. she wanted to kill me cause i made her stay until the end. (also, dudes dressed as girls is boner-hot). the last song was don't stop me now (and they also played disco 2000, YES!) basically, a fucking great night.
tonight: hipster dance party and my new dress. yaaaaay!
GLASGOW 2K6
glasgow has been sooooo much fun! i love it here so much! everyone is so fucking cute. i want to diiie, scottish accents are so much better than even british accents, even though i can't understand a word of it. all of the dudes are so skinny and malnourished looking swwooonnnn.
anyway
the day i arrived, vicky took me out for ONE POUND DRINKS (2 dollars, no tipping). two pounds for a doubleshot, which is what i ended up drinking (and i got really fucked up). we were with about 5 (or so) of her friends from class, and we went to a dance party/club. they played the best music EVER. i met two dudes (dave and sean) and some of their friends, and they invited me to go hang out and get some food. vicky didn't want to go, and she walked away and i lost her.
then i was stuck in the middle of glasgow without vicky, her address, or her phone number. dave and sean offered to let me stay at dave's, which i was kind of hesitant about but i met a few of their girl friends said that they were cool dudes and that because school was out, dave was staying at his parent's house, so it was reallyreally OK. then dave and sean called a cab, and as we're waiting, these neds (a term i just recently learned for these dudes in glasgow who get drunk and fight people) come up to dave and sean and start fighting them. it was awful, and i was sure they'd get arrested and i'd be stranded for real. but eventually it stopped and the cab came. it was during the cab ride that i started to kind of sober up and realized what an idiot situation i was in, especially when the cab got onto a highway. but when we got to the house, dave was like "shhh you have to be quiet cause we're going in my parents house". and then i felt safe. we stayed up, drank a bunch more, watched tv, hung out. went to bed around 4:30. when we woke up i had vickys address and number (thanx internet) and she was rly hungover, so i stayed with sean and dave and hung out in their house and they made me breakfast. it was so fucking great! best dudes! then they took me all the way back to vicky's to make sure i didn't get lost.
i got an email from them yesterday, so i'm hanging with them again! yayay! sooo psyched.
the rest of the day was spent in vicky's room sleeping and hanging with her. and recovering from hunoverness.
yesterday vicky and i went shopping. i bought the CUTEST dresses EVERRRR. then at night we went to tranny night at the school owned club. i dressed up as a dude, kinda. vicky did a much better job. i met a dude from nj who knows the brick kids which was funny. we even tried to call christi, to get people's numbers, but there was no phone card. i danced really fucking hard with vicky. there was a girl dressed as a guy in drag with a vibrating strapon that she kept humping me with. greaaat. it was SO MUCH FUN! i love dancing so much. she wanted to kill me cause i made her stay until the end. (also, dudes dressed as girls is boner-hot). the last song was don't stop me now (and they also played disco 2000, YES!) basically, a fucking great night.
tonight: hipster dance party and my new dress. yaaaaay!