Cows and Ideologies

[siseja]

Siseja: "Why your hair be so pretty?"
T Thing: "Why your face be so cute?"
Sisea: "Why your body be so sexy?"
Kim: *slowly inching his way out of the room*

just a fun random breakfast moment during our Desucon adventure xD

anyway, I'm trying to clean my room, and I found this. It's quite funny so I decided to translate and type it up:

Cows and Ideologies

Socialism
- You have two cows, your neighbor has none. You give one of your cows to your neighbor.

Communism
- You have two cows. The Government takes them both and gives you a little bit milk.

Fascism
- You have two cows. The Government takes them both and sells the milk.

Nazism
- You have two cows. The Government takes them both and shoots you.

Capitalism
- You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy yourself an ox.

Bureaucracy
- You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one of them, milks the other and then spills all the milk.

...yup :3 Now who wants to live in a Nazi country?

btw, did I mention I bought black toilet paper?
my life is now complete <3