Jean-Paul's sex meme
[so VERY VERY locked from Sean Cassidy]
I am not going to endure Jean-Paul's needling until I fill this out. Fine. I caved.
How old were you when you discovered the joys of masturbation?
I was in boarding school when it became a topic of discussion.
How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
16. Well, unless Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare count. But I don’t think they do.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Four.
Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
Once. Because I thought it was bad of me to use a condom. But I was so terrified of being pregnant that I never did it again.
What term to you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
There is a definite difference, and I use each term accordingly.
Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
Only when Jean-Paul is being inappropriate.
Do you own sex toys?
Yeah. Again, I blame Jean-Paul.
She-male porn! Yes or no?
No.
Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
As long as he’s clean, I’m fine.
You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
I don’t think I would ever have way more, unless he was a virgin and four counts as way. In which case… I think I’d actually be a little nervous. Huh.
Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
No.
Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
Yes.
Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
No.
Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
Yes. If my nose is stuffy and I can’t breathe through it.
Spit or swallow?
In general I spit. This will probably horrify JP.
What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
Nothing, and I really don’t expect to.
Would you ever consider fisting?
I doubt it.
Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
Maybe? I don’t remember.
Farted?
Don’t think so.
Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
Depends on my mood. But 98% of the time, I like to face him. Away just feels so detached.
Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
It depends on the person I’m with.
Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Wall.
Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
I only did it once. Sand everywhere. Not fun.
Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Never have. I don’t know, I guess I’d try it?
Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
If there were ever a way to assure they would stay between myself and my partner, but there is no way to do so.
Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
I never have been, so I don’t know. I don’t think so though, I think it would just make me nervous.
Would you enjoy watching your partner Masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
Again, never have.
How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
Not very. Maybe I take it for granted? I don’t know.
If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
Depends on who it is. If it’s like, Tabby or Jubilee or something I’d just shrug and roll over.
If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Try to bring it up in sober conversation. If it’s something I could bring myself to do, and it’s really something he wanted I might try it.
Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
Yes. It’s really fun.
Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
Not anything more than hands holding my wrists.
Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
A little, but nothing that’s going to leave me bruised. I’ve never inflicted pain beyond hair pulling or light biting.
If you partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
I’d be excited.
Would you ever try swinging?
No.
What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
I don’t know.
Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
No. And I don’t think I will.
If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
No. If it bothers them that much they can break up with the person and then go have sex.
What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
There’s quite a few things I won’t do. But aside from the “usual” squicky stuff, I don’t think I will ever take it up the ass.
Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
I could say a “healthy” one, but that means something different to everyone. I’d want them to be comfortable with themselves, that’s all. If he or she is happy with who they are, and what they’re doing, I’m happy.
I am not going to endure Jean-Paul's needling until I fill this out. Fine. I caved.
How old were you when you discovered the joys of masturbation?
I was in boarding school when it became a topic of discussion.
How old were you when you first did anything sexual with another person?
16. Well, unless Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare count. But I don’t think they do.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Four.
Have you ever had unprotected sex? Why?
Once. Because I thought it was bad of me to use a condom. But I was so terrified of being pregnant that I never did it again.
What term to you prefer to use when saying you had sex? (Got laid, fucked, made love, etc.) Is there a difference in your mind between such terms?
There is a definite difference, and I use each term accordingly.
Have you ever used common household objects for sexual purposes?
Only when Jean-Paul is being inappropriate.
Do you own sex toys?
Yeah. Again, I blame Jean-Paul.
She-male porn! Yes or no?
No.
Your current partner has had way more sexual partners than you. How do you react?
As long as he’s clean, I’m fine.
You have had way more sexual partners than your current partner. How do you react?
I don’t think I would ever have way more, unless he was a virgin and four counts as way. In which case… I think I’d actually be a little nervous. Huh.
Would you have sex with a person who you hated if you were extremely physically attracted to them?
No.
Would you have sex with someone you cared deeply for, but had no physical attraction to?
Yes.
Would you dump someone for refusing to give you head?
No.
Do YOU ever refuse to give head?
Yes. If my nose is stuffy and I can’t breathe through it.
Spit or swallow?
In general I spit. This will probably horrify JP.
What have you had up your butt for sexual reasons?
Nothing, and I really don’t expect to.
Would you ever consider fisting?
I doubt it.
Have you ever sneezed during a sex act?
Maybe? I don’t remember.
Farted?
Don’t think so.
Do you prefer to face your partner during intercourse, or away?
Depends on my mood. But 98% of the time, I like to face him. Away just feels so detached.
Do you have a favourite position? If so, what?
It depends on the person I’m with.
Where indoors do you prefer to have sex? (Bed, floor, shower, etc.)
Wall.
Do you enjoy having sex outdoors?
I only did it once. Sand everywhere. Not fun.
Have you used sex toys (vibrators, dildos, etc) with a partner? If not, how do you feel about doing so?
Never have. I don’t know, I guess I’d try it?
Would you ever take erotic photos of yourself or make sex tapes?
If there were ever a way to assure they would stay between myself and my partner, but there is no way to do so.
Do you enjoy being watched while having intercourse/masturbating?
I never have been, so I don’t know. I don’t think so though, I think it would just make me nervous.
Would you enjoy watching your partner Masturbate? Have sex with someone else?
Again, never have.
How important is your sexual identity (gay, bi, straight) to your sense of self?
Not very. Maybe I take it for granted? I don’t know.
If you woke up in bed, naked, with a member of the sex you don't normally fuck, how would you react?
Depends on who it is. If it’s like, Tabby or Jubilee or something I’d just shrug and roll over.
If your partner admitted, while extremely drunk, to a fetish you find distasteful, what would you do?
Try to bring it up in sober conversation. If it’s something I could bring myself to do, and it’s really something he wanted I might try it.
Have you ever dressed in costume as part of sex?
Yes. It’s really fun.
Have you ever tried any form of bondage?
Not anything more than hands holding my wrists.
Do you enjoy pain during sex? Yours or your partner's?
A little, but nothing that’s going to leave me bruised. I’ve never inflicted pain beyond hair pulling or light biting.
If you partner told you he/she desired a threesome, how would you react?
I’d be excited.
Would you ever try swinging?
No.
What is the maximum number of people you would sleep with at one time?
I don’t know.
Have you ever toyed with the idea of double penetration?
No. And I don’t think I will.
If one partner cuts off all sexual contact, is it acceptable for the deprived partner to cheat?
No. If it bothers them that much they can break up with the person and then go have sex.
What's a sexual deal-breaker for you? The one thing you will NOT do for anybody?
There’s quite a few things I won’t do. But aside from the “usual” squicky stuff, I don’t think I will ever take it up the ass.
Say you have a kid. What sort of attitude towards sex would you want them to grow up to have?
I could say a “healthy” one, but that means something different to everyone. I’d want them to be comfortable with themselves, that’s all. If he or she is happy with who they are, and what they’re doing, I’m happy.