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I apparently downloaded a "bot" on accident. Windows says important configuration files have been overwritten, and it's already crippled internet explorer and the antivirus program. I just figured out that Mozilla might work. I hate the damn thing, but it works. In any case, I might not update for a while, because Matt's going to take this computer in to work and have it's memory wiped. It's so riddled with spyware that it overheats trying to process all the bargains and natural herb enhancements. How do I know the computer overheats? It has a siren. They gave my computer a fucking siren. A two-tone, loud as hell siren.
I had my first college classes today. My first class, Basics of Computer Literacy, was at nine thirty in the morning. My professor, Kurk Lew, was the stereotypical smart Chinese man. He said he would help us improve our "computer riteracy". He's adorable as hell. I want to take him home and put him in a cage and feed him chink pellets. Or lo mein. I guess they call it lo mein these days.
My second class was English composition. We had to right a backup placement essay. The least gay topic was "who is your hero and why?" I wrote a page, front and back, in about fifteen minutes. I made sure to stick all my pretty words in it to get brownie points with the teacher. When I finished and turned it in, out of habit I sat back down in my seat. She said, "Oh, once you finish, you're free to go." I almost shit my pants. Not the bad, "I have ameobic dysentery" kind of shit my pants... the good, "life is nice and my feces smell like cinnamon" shit my pants.
Also, as far as accomplishments go, since my last entry I started/finished Onimusha 3, then got to the end of it again on hard mode before I stopped 'cause it was pissing my off. I started/finished "The Fuck-Up". It's good, but the ending was abrupt. It seemed like he got tired of writing so he stopped. That's my only complaint. Also, I started/abandoned "The Doors of Perception" by Aldous Huxley. He's talking about all these eastern religions that I'm not familiar with. I was keeping up with him pretty well until about page forty-five. Oh well. I got halfway through, and that's good enough for me. Oh, also, I finally got around to finishing the new Grand Theft Auto.
In any case, the computer is starting to slow down, so I'm going to go now.
I had my first college classes today. My first class, Basics of Computer Literacy, was at nine thirty in the morning. My professor, Kurk Lew, was the stereotypical smart Chinese man. He said he would help us improve our "computer riteracy". He's adorable as hell. I want to take him home and put him in a cage and feed him chink pellets. Or lo mein. I guess they call it lo mein these days.
My second class was English composition. We had to right a backup placement essay. The least gay topic was "who is your hero and why?" I wrote a page, front and back, in about fifteen minutes. I made sure to stick all my pretty words in it to get brownie points with the teacher. When I finished and turned it in, out of habit I sat back down in my seat. She said, "Oh, once you finish, you're free to go." I almost shit my pants. Not the bad, "I have ameobic dysentery" kind of shit my pants... the good, "life is nice and my feces smell like cinnamon" shit my pants.
Also, as far as accomplishments go, since my last entry I started/finished Onimusha 3, then got to the end of it again on hard mode before I stopped 'cause it was pissing my off. I started/finished "The Fuck-Up". It's good, but the ending was abrupt. It seemed like he got tired of writing so he stopped. That's my only complaint. Also, I started/abandoned "The Doors of Perception" by Aldous Huxley. He's talking about all these eastern religions that I'm not familiar with. I was keeping up with him pretty well until about page forty-five. Oh well. I got halfway through, and that's good enough for me. Oh, also, I finally got around to finishing the new Grand Theft Auto.
In any case, the computer is starting to slow down, so I'm going to go now.