I squished da Bunny!

[sirwagsalot]

A few nights ago, I came into da house from my evening walkie, and Alfa Female noticed I was really happy. She asked Alfa Male why I looked so hoppy.

I said I could tell her why I was so hoppy, so I sung a song!

I squished da Bunny
Now please give me a doggy treat! oh!
I squished da Bunny
Now please give me a doggy treat! oh!
Yeah! all around in my home town,
He was hopping around;
Alfa Male said he'd bring me in
For a yummy doggy treat,
For the munch of a doggie treat.
And I say:

Oh, now, now. oh!
I squished da Bunny - da Bunny.
(I swear it was by da wrought-iron fence.)
Ooh, ooh, oo-oh yeah!
I say: I squished da Bunny - da Bunny.
(I swear it was by da wrought-iron fence.)
Yeah! (ooh, ooh, oo-oh) yeah!

I always hated dat Bunny,
For what, I dont know:
Every time Alfa Female plant a seed,
He ate it before it grow -
He ate dem before they grow.
And so:

Read it in the news:
I squished da Bunny - da Bunny.
(I swear it was by da wrought-iron fence.)
Where is my doggy treat? (oo-oo-oh)
I squished da Bunny - da Bunny.
(I swear it was by da wrought-iron fence.)

Walkies came my way
And I started on my rounds, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw da Bunny brown
Aiming to hop around down,
So I jumped - I jumped - I squished him down and I say:
I am glad da Bunny is gone away.

I squished da Bunny
But I still don't see my doggy treat,
I want my doggy treat (oh, no-oh), oh no!
I squished da Bunny. I did!
But I still don't have a doggy treat. oh! (oo-oo-ooh)

Reflexes had got the better of da Bunny
And what is to be must be:
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I say:

I - I - I - I squished the Bunny.
Lord, give me my doggy treat. Yeah!
I - I squished da Bunny
Because I am a good doggie! Yeah! Yeah!

I was so proud of squishing da Bunny, and so proud of my song. But den Alfa Male reminded me dat Alfa Female can't hear, so I had to write dis down for her.

I squished da Bunny!