Alpha Male is not da wurst

[sirwagsalot]

Alpha Male is trying really hard to get me to obey.

You want me to obey? Hah!

Alpha Male is really fat
compared to Alpha Female he's not all that!
But if she's not around
I'll play with him on the ground
Alpha Female always comes first
but Alpha male is not da wurst.
Mmm, wurst.

Alpha Male, I will roll over if you give me wurst. Or a milk bone!