Oh no! Alpha Female is turning into a Sighborg
Alpha Female went to the ducktor for sirgery. Den she came back, and I couldn't jump on her, and Alpha Male told me "No!" when I went to jump in da bed with her.
But she went back to the ducktor and then I could be close to her again.
Alpha Male told me dat she had a temporary implant, and it worked, so she would get a permanent one.
I like plants! I pee on them and eat them. I think it will be good if Alpha Female has more plants.
But Alpha Male told me the implant was different, and when Alpha Female had a permanent one, she would be a sighborg.
Oh noes! I know what that means. Alpha Female will get silver things, and will become allergic to gold, and will have no use for me.
Alpha Male told me it doesn't really work like dat, and then I shouldn't think dat da science in Ducktor Hoo is all that accurate. But I am still nervous!
But she went back to the ducktor and then I could be close to her again.
Alpha Male told me dat she had a temporary implant, and it worked, so she would get a permanent one.
I like plants! I pee on them and eat them. I think it will be good if Alpha Female has more plants.
But Alpha Male told me the implant was different, and when Alpha Female had a permanent one, she would be a sighborg.
Oh noes! I know what that means. Alpha Female will get silver things, and will become allergic to gold, and will have no use for me.
Alpha Male told me it doesn't really work like dat, and then I shouldn't think dat da science in Ducktor Hoo is all that accurate. But I am still nervous!