There is a place called Scotland, and they don't like grey skwerls there. (
Miss Worried Dog told me about the Skwerl Tsar once.) The
peepul there are giving grey skwerls stuff that will make them have less baby skwerls.
I like the idea of less baby grey skwerls! But the peepul in Scotland should be happy they are getting rid of the red skwerls! Alpha Male says people in Scotland are called Scotts. I think it must be confusing to have everyone name Scott, but it make it easy for me to tell them something important.
Scott, skwerls are bad!
Hopefully all the Scotts will listen to me.