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Stolen from Tato/Mattng/Jade/Ani/probably others.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sirt!

1. When provoked, sirt will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
2. Sirt will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. About 100 people choke to death on sirt each year.
4. Never store sirt at room temperature.
5. Olive oil was used for washing sirt in the ancient Mediterranean world!
6. Half a cup of sirt contains only seventeen calories!
7. Sirt is incapable of sleep!
8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of sirt.
9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on sirt.
10. The horns of sirt are made entirely from hair!

and the other one for my so-called "real" name:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brynden!

1. Brynden can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Brynden.
3. It took Brynden 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
4. Brynden was the first Tsar of Russia.
5. Brynden can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
6. You share your birthday with Brynden.
7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Brynden!
8. Brynden is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
9. Brynden can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Brynden in 1504, after eighteen months work!

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