so i went to the hospital last night......
so yeah i went to the hospital last night... and the night went a little like this... ::flashback sequence with cloudy border like in saved by the bell:: liz took out her oversized hershey kiss from the fridge, we tried bitting it but it was too cold and solid... so i thought to clean off a butter-knife and plate and cut it... well that wasn't working, so i decided to take the hershey kiss in my right hand and force the butter knife into from my left hand... well the hershey kiss was succesfully split in half and i had a gaping hole in my hand that was gushing blood... the cut was 1/2cm deep... which is deep when it comes to cuts... i mean i could see my bare flesh... so i go to the bathroom to clean it out and it's still gushing, we go to the front desk to see if there is sumthing good in the first aid kit... what do we get but KNUCKLE BANDAIDS... worthless so we go back to the room and think if i am goin to need stiches... liz insists and she calls her mom who says we should and i call my mom to check about health insurance ( what card to use lol) so we arrive at the hospital at midnight with a bloodsoaked bandaid and blood on my stering wheel... they clean me up and wrap me up and we wait, then they call us into the real er where they have the beds and they put me down..... the nurse guy cleans me up more... thn the doctor comes... the doctor looks like he is a mad scientist from some b-horror vidie, he injects nova cane into my hand which didn't hurt till the forth shot that went into my flesh... i got two stiches, tylenol with codeine and some dicloxacillin... so now i have to wait for my parents to put money on my card so i can but the meds which i can't afford the co-pay for... but yeah all is well... so the morale of the story is to just let oversized hershey kisses thaw! now you know and knowing is half the battle, gi joe!!!!!
