the hunter gets captured by the game
if there are noises...in the night... frightning shadows...flickering light...
Capture the flag is Sunday night i am told, and there will be a specific time released later. i hope it rains like woah! capture the flag in the rain would be out of control. in the meantime...good god! homecoming has everyone in a pretty sudden frenzy! suddenly the true nature of friendships are revealed, the ocean boils, the earth crumbles, the sky burns, and all because we have a dance coming up in a month? come now folks. i'm not dissing the thing: it is a lot of fun, and i'm really honored i got voted to homecoming court, but it is not the meaning of life we are debating. i probably say that because as of now i have no date. oh well. that will come i guess. i just didn't really want to make a fuss about it with a month to spare, so for the entire time you're like "hey...we're going to homecoming!" "yeah" "do you want to go for ice cream or something?" "you mean before, piers?" "yeah..." "no" "but..." "we're going to homecoming, piers. until then i'm still out with brad and you are still at home watching cartoons." "ouch...that was a little..." "you want this don't you?" "i beg you're pardon?" "you want me bad." "what??" "admit it. or i'll fry the jelly out of your eyes with my hair curler." "okay, okay. i do." "you do what?" "want you." "want what beeyotch??" "you!!" "say my name!" "i don't know it." "what?" "i only just asked you to homecoming because I thought you were very pretty and i thought we could hang out." "oh... that is sad. i mean it's cute, but you're just not my type. in fact i wouldn't date you if it were put between you and dan quail, or you and..." that is what i assume would happen if i asked someone a whole month before.
btw, thanks sam, but dude, i still don't know her name!