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An open letter to the sorority girls of Chi Omega, Bradley University Chapter:
Ladies,
I understand the excitement of inducting a new year worth of pledges. This is the culmination of a (apparently) two-week-long process of screening, interviews, and a variety of other horrible sisterly tests that fuel so very many internet porn sites. After it all, there is a celebration of unity as the new sisters are welcomed into the fold and move from being merely pledges to being full sisters.
All this is fine with me.
I also understand that, in celebration, you want to make a large amount of noise (as people do) to let the world know of your joy. Again, I cannot fault you for doing this.
But please, in the future, DO NOT DO IT DIRECTLY OUTSIDE MY WINDOW FOR HALF AN HOUR ON A SUNDAY MORNING!
Thank you,
Joel
Ladies,
I understand the excitement of inducting a new year worth of pledges. This is the culmination of a (apparently) two-week-long process of screening, interviews, and a variety of other horrible sisterly tests that fuel so very many internet porn sites. After it all, there is a celebration of unity as the new sisters are welcomed into the fold and move from being merely pledges to being full sisters.
All this is fine with me.
I also understand that, in celebration, you want to make a large amount of noise (as people do) to let the world know of your joy. Again, I cannot fault you for doing this.
But please, in the future, DO NOT DO IT DIRECTLY OUTSIDE MY WINDOW FOR HALF AN HOUR ON A SUNDAY MORNING!
Thank you,
Joel