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English Composition I
Process Essay
Due: tomorrow
Subject: How to save money on gas.
So, I put something down. I am working on that. It's one-fifth of my grade in that class. The other subjects we had to choose from: "How to impress your boss", "How to survive shacking up(Cohabitation)", or "How to ace a job interview."
I'm not qualified to say anything about the first and last alternatives. I'm not qualified to say anything on any of the options actually. So, there will be a lot of citations, and then sarcastic remarks.
So far this is the only English class where I received a grade of 88 or higher for writing a sarcastic essay.
I'm hoping that will happen again.
It's only slightly depressing that the essays I wrote for other people in that class received higher grades.
I should probably charge money, instead of hugs, for writing them. I'm not one for common sense, and I like to write them.
It'd probably be a good idea to stop though, before teachers catch on to what is going on.
I'd really just like to earn money in some way that isn't picking change up off of the highway.
Time for the essay.
Have fun.
See you whenever.
Or not.
Times New Roman and 12-point font,
Tonto.
Process Essay
Due: tomorrow
Subject: How to save money on gas.
So, I put something down. I am working on that. It's one-fifth of my grade in that class. The other subjects we had to choose from: "How to impress your boss", "How to survive shacking up(Cohabitation)", or "How to ace a job interview."
I'm not qualified to say anything about the first and last alternatives. I'm not qualified to say anything on any of the options actually. So, there will be a lot of citations, and then sarcastic remarks.
So far this is the only English class where I received a grade of 88 or higher for writing a sarcastic essay.
I'm hoping that will happen again.
It's only slightly depressing that the essays I wrote for other people in that class received higher grades.
I should probably charge money, instead of hugs, for writing them. I'm not one for common sense, and I like to write them.
It'd probably be a good idea to stop though, before teachers catch on to what is going on.
I'd really just like to earn money in some way that isn't picking change up off of the highway.
Time for the essay.
Have fun.
See you whenever.
Or not.
Times New Roman and 12-point font,
Tonto.