A request.
If anyone that can make it will... Meet me on the moon at around 12 AM. I'm planning a surprise party for the sun.
Real news:
- I have a job. It will last for a few hours, and then I will not have a job. I'm cleaning up someone's yard. I'm doing it for free. So I guess I have work more than a job.
- I have an offer. If you like bothersome dogs that drag people's trash into your yard, then I'd like to give you the dog that lives in my family's yard. I don't know who it belongs to, I just know my mother brought it here, and all it does is bring trash into the yard, sleep under my car, and stands in front of my car (and only my car) whenever I try to pull in, or go out of the yard. If you'd like a dog that I dislike, and I probably shouldn't be unsuccessfully trying to give away, call me at number number number dash number number number number, you may possibly need to put this in front of the first number: Open parenthesis, number number number, closed parenthesis.
- If the original dog offer wasn't very appetizing, pretend I said this: It is a beautiful dog and there is nothing wrong with it. It loves unconditionally and is never a pest. The only reason I am giving it away is because I am already ever so fortunate in life, so I would like for someone else to experience the beauty of a slobbering beast that loves like mindless things love.
Another Request:
Find a flower and pick it, then give the flower to me. I will be ever so joyous, inside.
I am trying to court a bee, you see, and I want to find the right flower so it will be in love with me.
Oh and honey,
I don't need to type sign this.
Real news:
- I have a job. It will last for a few hours, and then I will not have a job. I'm cleaning up someone's yard. I'm doing it for free. So I guess I have work more than a job.
- I have an offer. If you like bothersome dogs that drag people's trash into your yard, then I'd like to give you the dog that lives in my family's yard. I don't know who it belongs to, I just know my mother brought it here, and all it does is bring trash into the yard, sleep under my car, and stands in front of my car (and only my car) whenever I try to pull in, or go out of the yard. If you'd like a dog that I dislike, and I probably shouldn't be unsuccessfully trying to give away, call me at number number number dash number number number number, you may possibly need to put this in front of the first number: Open parenthesis, number number number, closed parenthesis.
- If the original dog offer wasn't very appetizing, pretend I said this: It is a beautiful dog and there is nothing wrong with it. It loves unconditionally and is never a pest. The only reason I am giving it away is because I am already ever so fortunate in life, so I would like for someone else to experience the beauty of a slobbering beast that loves like mindless things love.
Another Request:
Find a flower and pick it, then give the flower to me. I will be ever so joyous, inside.
I am trying to court a bee, you see, and I want to find the right flower so it will be in love with me.
Oh and honey,
I don't need to type sign this.