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Top candidate for "Quote of the week"
"You dress like a slut dude, you're just begging to be raped." -Some guy who was blocking the doorway into the building that my classroom was at. So, this was up at Northeast. It's a funny quote I like to think.
Possible runner-up, "I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to fuck a door." -I knew this person, but I'm choosing to let the name stay anonymous. The conversation was originally about how to do the shading on a drawing of his current girlfriend. Or she, yes, he or she, and boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah, it still doesn't give much away anyway.
The quote that always fails, "Why do you always wear that jacket?" -everyone at some point. I don't always wear "that jacket" so the question makes no sense.
News:
- Recently scientists have announced that the bird flu is not a very good name for the virus that, uh, we don't know the scientific name for, as the virus affects more than birds.
- Many birds are making a mass exodus from certain countries, they aren't ready to see if there's an after-life.
- Pigeon tusks were recently found to not be effective aphrodisiacs. "Pigeons don't have tusks, so what you're buying is not a tusk, or from a pigeon. It's a snail shell, we're not quite certain how anyone could not realize this" Said Johts Orbry, lead scientist of The Aphrodisiac Rumor Dismissal Group, in response to a question from a FOX news correspondent, "Is it possible pigeon tusks only work a few hours after removal, and if not, what evidence is there that this is not a true aphrodisiac?"
- People who wear hats hate bad news. They also are not fond of angry bears. Seeing an angry bear bearing bad news will cause them to cry. An angry bear is always bad news.
- The ruler of Jimnasium has officially declared himself a political prisoner. He has been living in exile from his country for two years. No one is quite sure how this makes him a prisoner.
- Statistics show that just about 100%, so probably 99.9999999483%, of all drownings are caused by breathing. I personally think the world government needs to figure out how to stop the breathing pandemic.
- Italicizing quotes is just silly.
That is all.
"You dress like a slut dude, you're just begging to be raped." -Some guy who was blocking the doorway into the building that my classroom was at. So, this was up at Northeast. It's a funny quote I like to think.
Possible runner-up, "I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to fuck a door." -I knew this person, but I'm choosing to let the name stay anonymous. The conversation was originally about how to do the shading on a drawing of his current girlfriend. Or she, yes, he or she, and boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah, it still doesn't give much away anyway.
The quote that always fails, "Why do you always wear that jacket?" -everyone at some point. I don't always wear "that jacket" so the question makes no sense.
News:
- Recently scientists have announced that the bird flu is not a very good name for the virus that, uh, we don't know the scientific name for, as the virus affects more than birds.
- Many birds are making a mass exodus from certain countries, they aren't ready to see if there's an after-life.
- Pigeon tusks were recently found to not be effective aphrodisiacs. "Pigeons don't have tusks, so what you're buying is not a tusk, or from a pigeon. It's a snail shell, we're not quite certain how anyone could not realize this" Said Johts Orbry, lead scientist of The Aphrodisiac Rumor Dismissal Group, in response to a question from a FOX news correspondent, "Is it possible pigeon tusks only work a few hours after removal, and if not, what evidence is there that this is not a true aphrodisiac?"
- People who wear hats hate bad news. They also are not fond of angry bears. Seeing an angry bear bearing bad news will cause them to cry. An angry bear is always bad news.
- The ruler of Jimnasium has officially declared himself a political prisoner. He has been living in exile from his country for two years. No one is quite sure how this makes him a prisoner.
- Statistics show that just about 100%, so probably 99.9999999483%, of all drownings are caused by breathing. I personally think the world government needs to figure out how to stop the breathing pandemic.
- Italicizing quotes is just silly.
That is all.