So hungry
Dude. I am so fucking hungry. I mean I am like, starving. Seriously. I feel like I haven't eaten like, ever. It's as if some mad scientist has invented a time machine, and visited every single time I have ever eaten, and then at each of these times, stopped me eating, resulting in me never consuming food ever in my entire life. Why am I so hungry!? Hey, maybe the time machine thing actually did happen.
Lame. Someone just signed into MSN with the words "fruit salad" in their screen name. That made me hungrier. But we have no fucking food! Well not snack food at least. I can't cook so I have to wait for my mother to cook dinner. I'm doing to die at uni! Unless of course I die before, because I AM FUCKING STARVING HERE.
This morning I was supposed to get up at 6:30. I had to be at college for 8. When my alarm went off, I was still so asleep that I was fucked in the head. I vaguely remember turning my lamp on and off in a vain attempt to shut my alarm clock off. I pressed random buttons in that general vaccinity of my room, and must have pressed "Sleep" instead of "Snooze." Snooze is the button I wanted, as it delays your alarm for a further 10 minutes (or in the case of my alarm clock, 9 minutes.) Sleep turns it off for another 24 hours. So yeah, I ended up waking up at 8:10. I phoned in and the coach was already on the M6.
I paid £15 for that trip. I am such a dick. What's funny though is I got a text from Dan. It turns out he also overslept and missed the trip. I hope nobody thought we were away making love.
I AM STILL HUNGRY.
Lame. Someone just signed into MSN with the words "fruit salad" in their screen name. That made me hungrier. But we have no fucking food! Well not snack food at least. I can't cook so I have to wait for my mother to cook dinner. I'm doing to die at uni! Unless of course I die before, because I AM FUCKING STARVING HERE.
This morning I was supposed to get up at 6:30. I had to be at college for 8. When my alarm went off, I was still so asleep that I was fucked in the head. I vaguely remember turning my lamp on and off in a vain attempt to shut my alarm clock off. I pressed random buttons in that general vaccinity of my room, and must have pressed "Sleep" instead of "Snooze." Snooze is the button I wanted, as it delays your alarm for a further 10 minutes (or in the case of my alarm clock, 9 minutes.) Sleep turns it off for another 24 hours. So yeah, I ended up waking up at 8:10. I phoned in and the coach was already on the M6.
I paid £15 for that trip. I am such a dick. What's funny though is I got a text from Dan. It turns out he also overslept and missed the trip. I hope nobody thought we were away making love.
I AM STILL HUNGRY.