Stolen from novahedonist

Dec 09, 2008 10:05

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up

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You never know when reality will return musicman December 9 2008, 15:47:38 UTC
I remember like yesterday. I was in Paris and happened by the famous jazz and blues club, Le Duc's and saw that you were performing that night. "One night only, Sir James!" the sign read, and it was even a nice photo of you on the accompanying poster. So I returned later that evening and took in your show. I thought the dancing girls and striptease act was a bit much, and the solo on comb and tissue paper was something the Parisians didn't seem to appreciate, but your attempt to channel Muddy Waters went over well, even though none of us could understand the words!

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Re: You never know when reality will return sirjames December 9 2008, 15:50:33 UTC
Ah, the good old days! :)

Yeah... next time I'll have to take the comb and tissue out of my mouth, *before* I start to sing.

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A Warm summers night lace67 December 9 2008, 16:23:12 UTC
I was walking on the beach admiring the stars and feeling the breeze off the water. I started to take off my clothes when I spoted a human figure off in the distance. I go to that spot often and never had an encouter of another person. I keep walking toward the figure and wow! Much to my surprise it was Sir James. We began conversating and you told me how much you enjoy this very spot and you yourself enjoy a star filled night with the breeze off the ocean. We both began to feel more comfortable as this was my spot as well as his, we both wanted to be in our element so we stripped down to nothing enjoying the beauty of the ocean and the star filled night conversating and enjoying one anothers company.

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Re: A Warm summers night sirjames December 9 2008, 16:25:57 UTC
*melt*... ohhhh... thank you!

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kellfire December 9 2008, 16:55:59 UTC
Yanno, it's too bad this isn't screened. Cause I was going to talk about the time at the club where we were flirting, and you were giving me such energy-gasms that {censored} And then all you could do was drag me to the middle of the club and turn me over your knee, and then {censored}, but it's just too erotically-embarrassing to talk about. But my-oh-my was it fun.

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sirjames December 10 2008, 06:30:43 UTC
No, no, no! You were supposed to write about something that hasn't happened! Oh... wait !? Has it only happened in my imagination so far? *darn*!

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pyromancer December 10 2008, 02:39:46 UTC
How can I ever forget the time that I was struck by lightning and you managed to re-start my heart using only a paperclip, a handful of macaroni, and a pickled herring?

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sirjames December 10 2008, 06:25:52 UTC
Yeah... I liked the pickled herring part... a nice twist! ;)

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sirjames December 11 2008, 04:33:39 UTC
You know, it's that hearing loss thing again... I thought I had heard someone say "I think you should put her in socks"... he said "stocks".
Oh well... I'm glad you liked the Mall :)

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sirjames December 12 2008, 11:47:28 UTC
The Mall will *never* be the same, dear...

:)

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