AAAAAAA!
I have no cell phone right now. No. Cell. Phone.
It's like drifting in space or some shit like that.
It's like being all lost in the supermarket.
It's like having being to the desert on a horse with no name.
Sorry! Nope, didn't get the message, I was one thousand fathoms under the ocean.
It's actually kind of nice.
I actually don't really feel the need to use it I only fear for accidentally offending those whose messages I'm not returning on accounta ah caint. ah cain't answwerr no sail fone if I aint got no sail fone, pappeh!
It's like drifting in space or some shit like that.
It's like being all lost in the supermarket.
It's like having being to the desert on a horse with no name.
Sorry! Nope, didn't get the message, I was one thousand fathoms under the ocean.
It's actually kind of nice.
I actually don't really feel the need to use it I only fear for accidentally offending those whose messages I'm not returning on accounta ah caint. ah cain't answwerr no sail fone if I aint got no sail fone, pappeh!