"Hey, when's the last time you've seen a bluebird?"
"Fuck if I know. What the hell kinda bird is that one?"
"I don't know, something new to these parts. Sure looks like he aint goin nowhere. Damn non-native species fuckin shit up."
Meanwhile in the meadow...
"Dude, if this snowman was real he might be a parson."
"Uh, yeah... a real man
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i'm very jealous of you. you just picked up and got the fuck outta dodge. that's ridiculously ballsy and scary. and you did it. /envy.
breakfast making is a bitch, i'll admit. but there's something more yummy about home made breakfast than going to IHOP.
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i recently found out that 'eskimo kisses' are really how they kiss. apparently because of the frigid climate, an eskimo's lips are always chapped. not ideal for romance-makin'. so to get around that, they really do rub noses. noses don't get chapped like lips do.
even though i got this first hand from a bona-fide eskimo, i never thought of asking how eskimos fuck though. :(
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