Winter Wonderland '05

Dec 11, 2005 21:55

"Hey, when's the last time you've seen a bluebird?"

"Fuck if I know. What the hell kinda bird is that one?"

"I don't know, something new to these parts. Sure looks like he aint goin nowhere. Damn non-native species fuckin shit up."

Meanwhile in the meadow...

"Dude, if this snowman was real he might be a parson."

"Uh, yeah... a real man ( Read more... )

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n0thin6 December 12 2005, 07:53:18 UTC
oy, cecil, what kind of wacky adventures are you getting yourself into in SF?

i'm very jealous of you. you just picked up and got the fuck outta dodge. that's ridiculously ballsy and scary. and you did it. /envy.

breakfast making is a bitch, i'll admit. but there's something more yummy about home made breakfast than going to IHOP.

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n0thin6 December 12 2005, 07:56:30 UTC
and a P.S.-
i recently found out that 'eskimo kisses' are really how they kiss. apparently because of the frigid climate, an eskimo's lips are always chapped. not ideal for romance-makin'. so to get around that, they really do rub noses. noses don't get chapped like lips do.

even though i got this first hand from a bona-fide eskimo, i never thought of asking how eskimos fuck though. :(

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brekkeyon December 12 2005, 15:27:57 UTC
I saw an eskimo movie a few years ago. It was the first movie done entirely in Inuit and it was called 'The Fast Runner'. The title also had the main character's name in it but I don't feel like looking it up and I know I can't spell it. (Artanajuartat or something.) Anyway, in the movie they had a scene with fucking and basically it looks like families just live all in one tent together and at night they all just get naked and throw their clothes on top of all of them and curl up together and like, if one guy and his wife want to fuck, then the other ones just keep on sleeping.

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siriusseaside December 12 2005, 22:56:11 UTC
the idea of that sounds kinda nice and intreging, yet when I imagine my family sleeping all around me while I'm having sex, I don't think I'd be into that.

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n0thin6 December 13 2005, 00:59:48 UTC
i saw that movie! it was soooo long and painfully slow paced. i do remember that scene you're talking about though, so i guess i was wrong- i *do* know how eskimos fuck.

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siriusseaside December 12 2005, 22:53:07 UTC
interesting!

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siriusseaside December 12 2005, 23:00:43 UTC
it was not all that brave. I grew up here so it's very familiar, I'm staying in a relative's house, it was actually a very safe move. Emotionally it was still a big scary decision, and my life is still up in the air, so that is kind of scary. Nothing very wacky either, it's basically a normal life but it's a nice fun place with a lot of conveniences and good scenery to have a normal life in.

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