The Importance of being...aw, hell, I dunno
So, working at the coffeeshop today, and we have these syrup bottles (for flavoring coffee and such) with these odd, angled tops.
I bet you know what I'm talking about. They're like thise little spouts, pointing straight up, that attach to a cork that you stick in a bottle of flavoring.
So, I noticed our English toffee flavor was out. So I went to get some.
And, when I opened thre new bottle, it was really full, and I knew when I pushed in the stopper there was gonna be a bit of overflow.
So, I thought, I'll just shove this cork in as quick as possible. I shoved it in, and, forgetting there was a spout at the top...
...the pressure caused the syrup to, like, SPOOGE out. It flew straight up in the air in a stream and actually hit the ceiling. And it got all over me, and it was sticky and it SMELLED (because it was toffee flavor).
I did the only thing I could. I laughed hysterically.
I bet you know what I'm talking about. They're like thise little spouts, pointing straight up, that attach to a cork that you stick in a bottle of flavoring.
So, I noticed our English toffee flavor was out. So I went to get some.
And, when I opened thre new bottle, it was really full, and I knew when I pushed in the stopper there was gonna be a bit of overflow.
So, I thought, I'll just shove this cork in as quick as possible. I shoved it in, and, forgetting there was a spout at the top...
...the pressure caused the syrup to, like, SPOOGE out. It flew straight up in the air in a stream and actually hit the ceiling. And it got all over me, and it was sticky and it SMELLED (because it was toffee flavor).
I did the only thing I could. I laughed hysterically.