6X03 SUPERNATURAL REVIEW.
I'm angry. If you don't like excessive cursing and sarcasm, please stop reading now. Thank you and have a nice fucking day.
Now where do I start with this fail? Should it be the hooker? Dean's disgusting dream? or Sam's over the top douchey attitude?
Oh! I know. I'll start with the good.
Castiel, my sweet little angel, you made this episode worth watching. Seriously. Your airquotes were amazing, your sexy little come on at Dean was nice, but most of all, you're a bamf little angel, aren't ya? MARRY ME. SO I CAN DIVORCE MY TWO FAVORITE BOYS IN PEACE.
Anyways.
Now. Dean. I love you baby, you're awesome, but get the fuck over Lisa. I don't want to see her taint my fuckin' screen anymore. I wanna put a gun through her head myself. ARGH. NO MORE LISA! GOD DAMNIT! NO MORE LISA! I swear, if I see her one more fucking time, I'm going to cry. This is worse than RUBY 2.0! I mean-- COME ON!
Sammy. I don't know what to say to you. Fuck you? I hate you? Go back to hell? Give your brother a blow job for putting him through crap? I feel like I don't know Sam anymore, seriously. Every part with Sam made me sick to my stomach because I couldn't stand looking at him (save the pull up scene). And even THAT scene pissed me off. HOOOKERS? Really? ARGH. When does SAM need to sleep with Hookers? I wanna hit him. I really do.
I thought Season Four Sam was awful-- I'll take Season Four Ruby!Addicted!Sam back, rather than this. At least, that Sam loved and cared for his brother! Fuck! DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
*BIG FUCKING BREATH*
Dean irked me to. Goddamnit Dean! MAN UP ALREADY! I know-- you left Lisa and Ben behind and we all feel for you, but-- argh-- let them go already. =((((
And Sam. Your character is being fucked up the ass sideways and Sera Gamble is doing it to you. I thought-- she wasn't going to be this much of a fail, but-- fuck, she fails.
I'm utterly disgusted. I want to quit Supernatural. If this is what you guys were planning to do to the characters, it was MUCH BETTER ending at Swan Song. At least then, I wouldn't have been this let down. Argh. I'm sooo disgusted.
I just want my Sammy back. My good, well written season 1,2,3,5 Sammy back. =( I can't take this blasphemy of his character.
And thank you Castiel for destroying that car. =) You're the best little angel.
Now where do I start with this fail? Should it be the hooker? Dean's disgusting dream? or Sam's over the top douchey attitude?
Oh! I know. I'll start with the good.
Castiel, my sweet little angel, you made this episode worth watching. Seriously. Your airquotes were amazing, your sexy little come on at Dean was nice, but most of all, you're a bamf little angel, aren't ya? MARRY ME. SO I CAN DIVORCE MY TWO FAVORITE BOYS IN PEACE.
Anyways.
Now. Dean. I love you baby, you're awesome, but get the fuck over Lisa. I don't want to see her taint my fuckin' screen anymore. I wanna put a gun through her head myself. ARGH. NO MORE LISA! GOD DAMNIT! NO MORE LISA! I swear, if I see her one more fucking time, I'm going to cry. This is worse than RUBY 2.0! I mean-- COME ON!
Sammy. I don't know what to say to you. Fuck you? I hate you? Go back to hell? Give your brother a blow job for putting him through crap? I feel like I don't know Sam anymore, seriously. Every part with Sam made me sick to my stomach because I couldn't stand looking at him (save the pull up scene). And even THAT scene pissed me off. HOOOKERS? Really? ARGH. When does SAM need to sleep with Hookers? I wanna hit him. I really do.
I thought Season Four Sam was awful-- I'll take Season Four Ruby!Addicted!Sam back, rather than this. At least, that Sam loved and cared for his brother! Fuck! DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
*BIG FUCKING BREATH*
Dean irked me to. Goddamnit Dean! MAN UP ALREADY! I know-- you left Lisa and Ben behind and we all feel for you, but-- argh-- let them go already. =((((
And Sam. Your character is being fucked up the ass sideways and Sera Gamble is doing it to you. I thought-- she wasn't going to be this much of a fail, but-- fuck, she fails.
I'm utterly disgusted. I want to quit Supernatural. If this is what you guys were planning to do to the characters, it was MUCH BETTER ending at Swan Song. At least then, I wouldn't have been this let down. Argh. I'm sooo disgusted.
I just want my Sammy back. My good, well written season 1,2,3,5 Sammy back. =( I can't take this blasphemy of his character.
And thank you Castiel for destroying that car. =) You're the best little angel.