Meme stolen from Moony

[siriusly_pads]

(Obviously, Sirius doesn't really watch much tv or anything like that. I make it up! This is wonky and meta, so he can.)

01. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Yeah, a ton of relatives.

02. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Pffft! I never cry!

03. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I like everything about me! Of course, my professors aren't too fond of it.

04. WHAT

Comments

[new_moony]

You really should announce a little louder that you're breaking wizard law, Sirius. I'm sure no one will care.

Do I have to answer this thing?

[siriusly_pads]

Don't worry, Moony! No one will say anything!

Yes! You do! I did it, James did you, YOU have to!

[new_moony]

Of course not.

... James did me? Please tell me that's a typo, because I do not remember this.

[siriusly_pads]

Exactly!

Oh! My mistake! I was hyper when I typed that. But I wouldn't be surprised if he had! After my brush with him... Don't get drunk around him!

OOC: *FACEPALM!* STUPID!

[new_moony]

When are you not hyper? Honestly.

He did not try to deflower your arse! He told me what happened, and you were clearly overreacting.

[siriusly_pads]

Um... When I'm sleeping?

He DID! He's lying!! He wants my arse!! Save me, Moony! My arse must be saved!!

[new_moony]

No, you're hyper then too. You thrash around sometimes and you definitely talk.

I'm not protecting your arse. Spend the rest of your life backed against a wall.

[siriusly_pads]

Oh really? Do I say anything interesting? Well, of course I do, everything I say is interesting! But what exactly do I say?

But its hard to move like that! Please protect my arse, Moony!!

[new_moony]

I try not to listen in. Mostly I just cast a charm to block it out and try to go back to sleep.

How do you expect me to protect your arse?

[siriusly_pads]

You're saying you don't like the sound of my voice, Moony? I'm hurt!

Um... Just hex James if he gets too close! Please? *pouts*

[new_moony]

Not at 3 in the morning, I don't!

James could hex me faster, and besides, I don't think he'll try it again.

That pout doesn't work on me.