Gandalf the Flamboyantly Purple!
MSN conversation with nevermore_1106. XD She's auto-cucumber, I'm SavioBriion.
SavioBriion says: (PM 11:57:20)
I was thinking of the pairing and found myself thinking Dumbledore/Gandalf instead of Grindelwald
SavioBriion says: (PM 11:57:37)
mental typo?
auto-cucumber says: (PM 11:59:14)
LOL
auto-cucumber says: (PM 11:59:16)
oh god
auto-cucumber says: (PM 11:59:21)
that would be the best crack ever XD
SavioBriion says: (PM 11:59:26)
XD
auto-cucumber says: (PM 11:59:40)
Gandalf would totally get him into hobbit pipeweed
SavioBriion says: (PM 11:59:44)
*ded*
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:00:11)
and Dumbledore would probably introduce him to, I dunno, Ogden's finest Firewhiskey or something
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:00:24)
Rosmerta's oak-matured mead
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:00:32)
though they probably have better mead in Middle-Earth
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:00:34)
sherbet lemons!
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:00:59)
and they could sit there and share their respective sob stories about getting short angsty twits to do impossible things which really ought to have been left to someone bigger and more powerful, but that's life for you..
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:01:06)
and sherbet lemons, of course!
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:01:09)
*DED FOREVER*
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:01:37)
and we finally discover exactly -how- Shelob and Aragog are related...
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:01:44)
YES
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:02:00)
oh dear god
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:02:57)
and lol... what with Dumbledore being gay, and Sir Ian McKellen also being gay, I just imagine them discussing robe designs or embroidery or something XD
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:03:07)
*SO DED FOREVER*
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:03:22)
the respective merits of runes and elvish in gold embroidered writing on velvet?
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:03:24)
Gandalf the White will become Gandalf the Flamboyantly Purple
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:03:39)
LOL ow I just banged my teeth on my teacup from laughing
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:03:43)
(L)
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:03:49)
that's amazing XDDDDD
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:04:02)
XDDDD
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:04:20)
sorry?
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:04:34)
no, no! it was utter brilliance. and I'm not in any pain XDDD
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:04:51)
can I post this on LJ?
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:04:58)
absolutely.
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:06:08)
oh God, Gandalf the Flamboyantly Purple.
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:06:12)
I'm still giggling.
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:06:16)
me too XD
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:06:22)
^^
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:06:31)
that was really good.
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:06:50)
I just thought of it because in HBP Dumbledore's wearing a flamboyantly cut suit of deep purple
SavioBriion says: (AM 12:06:58)
in the memory
auto-cucumber says: (AM 12:07:07)
I know, I remembered! ^^
Dear Someone, we are so bad. XD