Sirius_Loving challenge # 22
I'm sorry this is so disgustingly late.
Title: Davy Gudgeon's Arm
Author/Artist: Platosghost
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Warnings: Erm, none I think. But it could be seen as preslash Sirius/Remus if you squint and tilt your head.
Brief summary/challenge (if you used one):22. When Sirius first learns to transform into Padfoot, he can't control the dog very well. Padfoot gets in trouble with someone for doing something dogs do: chewing on things, barking incessantly, biting someone, etc.
Author's Notes: Again, sorry it's late. Written in all dialogue. Also unbetaed, so concrit is greatly appreciated.
"Hey Sirius-"
"Shut up. All of you. Or I swear I'll-"
"You'll what? Drool all over me?"
"..."
"Bite me? How's Gudgeon's arm? I heard you took a nice chunk out of it. Honestly, I leave you alone for one hour and look what happens."
"Sirius, is it because of The Thing?"
"No, it's not."
"I'm just saying, me and James have both had problems. Right, James?"
"Maybe you have, Pete. But I have yet to attack a kid for waving his wand around in class."
"I said it's not! Fuck off, both of you!"
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"Sirius, are you in here?"
"..."
"Sirius, your hair is falling through the bed hangings. I know you're there."
"Lemmelone."
"No."
"Why the fuck not?"
"For starters, you're in my bed."
"I like your bed better. You take mine."
"I like mine better too. Budge over."
"No."
"Then I'll sit on you and crush you."
"Remus, you weigh ninety pounds. You can't crush me."
"I do not weigh ninety pounds, you arse."
"OW!"
"Sorry."
"Should be, lousy bugger. Sitting on my head."
"I moved. Are you happy?"
"No. Leave me alone."
"Sirius, what happened today?"
"Nothing!"
"If nothing is tackling Gudgeon to the ground and attempting to gnaw his arm off."
"Well, if you were there, then why did you bother asking me?"
"Why'd you do it? Were you drunk?"
"Yes Remus, I was drunk in the middle of the school day."
"It's as good a theory as any."
"Why do you care? I slipped, alright?"
"Slipped? Slipped with what?"
"Nothing."
"No, Sirius, what did you slip from?"
"Nothing."
"It's always nothing now. Every time I ask you what's going on."
"No it's not."
"Horseshit. Something's been going on for a long time and every time I ask about it, you say 'Nothing' and change the subject. Same with James and Peter."
"Listen, Remus, it's..."
"It's what?"
"We can't tell you just yet. But we will, I promise."
"Right."
"Remus..."
"No, I understand, really."
"Come on-"
"Wow, is it already seven-thirty? I should go, I have a Potions detention."
"Remus, please."
"I'll talk to you later, Sirius. That is, if you actually have anything you want to share."
"Remus? Come back, please."
"..."
"But we're...we're doing this for you."
Title: Davy Gudgeon's Arm
Author/Artist: Platosghost
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Warnings: Erm, none I think. But it could be seen as preslash Sirius/Remus if you squint and tilt your head.
Brief summary/challenge (if you used one):22. When Sirius first learns to transform into Padfoot, he can't control the dog very well. Padfoot gets in trouble with someone for doing something dogs do: chewing on things, barking incessantly, biting someone, etc.
Author's Notes: Again, sorry it's late. Written in all dialogue. Also unbetaed, so concrit is greatly appreciated.
"Hey Sirius-"
"Shut up. All of you. Or I swear I'll-"
"You'll what? Drool all over me?"
"..."
"Bite me? How's Gudgeon's arm? I heard you took a nice chunk out of it. Honestly, I leave you alone for one hour and look what happens."
"Sirius, is it because of The Thing?"
"No, it's not."
"I'm just saying, me and James have both had problems. Right, James?"
"Maybe you have, Pete. But I have yet to attack a kid for waving his wand around in class."
"I said it's not! Fuck off, both of you!"
------------
"Sirius, are you in here?"
"..."
"Sirius, your hair is falling through the bed hangings. I know you're there."
"Lemmelone."
"No."
"Why the fuck not?"
"For starters, you're in my bed."
"I like your bed better. You take mine."
"I like mine better too. Budge over."
"No."
"Then I'll sit on you and crush you."
"Remus, you weigh ninety pounds. You can't crush me."
"I do not weigh ninety pounds, you arse."
"OW!"
"Sorry."
"Should be, lousy bugger. Sitting on my head."
"I moved. Are you happy?"
"No. Leave me alone."
"Sirius, what happened today?"
"Nothing!"
"If nothing is tackling Gudgeon to the ground and attempting to gnaw his arm off."
"Well, if you were there, then why did you bother asking me?"
"Why'd you do it? Were you drunk?"
"Yes Remus, I was drunk in the middle of the school day."
"It's as good a theory as any."
"Why do you care? I slipped, alright?"
"Slipped? Slipped with what?"
"Nothing."
"No, Sirius, what did you slip from?"
"Nothing."
"It's always nothing now. Every time I ask you what's going on."
"No it's not."
"Horseshit. Something's been going on for a long time and every time I ask about it, you say 'Nothing' and change the subject. Same with James and Peter."
"Listen, Remus, it's..."
"It's what?"
"We can't tell you just yet. But we will, I promise."
"Right."
"Remus..."
"No, I understand, really."
"Come on-"
"Wow, is it already seven-thirty? I should go, I have a Potions detention."
"Remus, please."
"I'll talk to you later, Sirius. That is, if you actually have anything you want to share."
"Remus? Come back, please."
"..."
"But we're...we're doing this for you."