FIC: Sir Cadfish and the Quest of the Scion

[sirius_lurking]

Title: Sir Cadfish Cadogan and the Quest of the Scion; Part I
Author: sirius_lurking
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary/challenge:  Response to challenge 101: Contrary to what many - and he himself - believe, Sirius wasn't the one to blame for the (THE) prank.
A humorous version, for the most part.  Remus/Sirius
Sir Cadogan was a noble man at heart

Comments

[guns_and_butter]

Oh sweet mother of god. This is The Absolute Best. I've only read the first part so far, and I am dying. Dying! If I were to name my favorite lines, we'd be here all day.

The boys falling down the stairs in accordance with Newton's law sent me into fits.

Masked with identical ‘say a word and you’ll wonder just what happened to your left buttock for the rest of your life’ glares < -- Ahahahahahaha! This is priceless.

And the last bit, with Snape's nose...I am beyond help. Oh dear. I need a breather before I read the second part.

[sirius_lurking]

Oh thank you! ^_^ The Newton thing was actually on a total whim (at the time I was cursing Sir Isaac Newton for ever creating calculus, which a great cause of stress to me at the moment) Hahaha