Comic: Taming of the Shrewish
Title: Taming of the Shrewish
Pairing: Sirius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Content: Humor, dirty dialogue in French, anal sex, bitchy, nagging Snape, goofy sex face.
Summary: Well, that's one way to win an argument.
Translation:
What is the matter, my salty little cream puff?
Are you angry because you haven't had a jolly good fucking today?
Oh yes, that is what your problem is. We shall have to remedy that as your nagging is giving me a headache and it is very difficult for you to bitch at me when my cock is in your mouth.
Is that what you would like, my little cucumber? Yes?
Would you like me to put my dick down your throat and then fuck you until you can't walk straight?
Well, off we go then.
Better.
Much better, my little shrew.
My God.
I'm so glad you can't speak French.
Pairing: Sirius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Content: Humor, dirty dialogue in French, anal sex, bitchy, nagging Snape, goofy sex face.
Summary: Well, that's one way to win an argument.
Translation:
What is the matter, my salty little cream puff?
Are you angry because you haven't had a jolly good fucking today?
Oh yes, that is what your problem is. We shall have to remedy that as your nagging is giving me a headache and it is very difficult for you to bitch at me when my cock is in your mouth.
Is that what you would like, my little cucumber? Yes?
Would you like me to put my dick down your throat and then fuck you until you can't walk straight?
Well, off we go then.
Better.
Much better, my little shrew.
My God.
I'm so glad you can't speak French.