The story I did for Christmas last year
Title: F***ing Father Christmas
Author: akatnamedeaster
Pairings: SS/SB
Rating: NC-17
Warnings:*highlight to view, there's a lotta them* Public sex, fingering, crude humor, mild Arthur Weasley abuse, terrible puns, sex toys, oral sex, rimming, anal sex, abuse of Christmas carols, desperately trying to be witty banter, a kinky Santa Claus impersonator, ticklish Severus, lots of corny porny sound effects, singing Sirius, a touch of sentimentality, domestic squabbling, a huge dose of silliness, established relationship.*
Summary/Description: Severus gets a visit from Santa on Christmas Eve.