I'm not Jealous!

[desiqtie]

Title: I’m Not Jealous!
Challenge: Jealousy
Word Count: 143. (Bit long I know...)
Rating: PG (for innuendo?)
Characters: Sirius, girl!Harry (in my mind her name is Maria)

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"So. Draco seems. Nice. Very. Uh. Yeah. Nice."

"Oh, he is very, very nice. Big hands, big feet, big d-"

"WHAT! Y-You shouldn't even...That's not...too young!"

"Sirius. You're not making any sense. Besides he's hot and-mmmph."

*Three amazing hours later*

"So, I forgot to tell you...we're supposed to go over to Draco and Ron's for dinner, its sort of a double date."

"A da-double date?! But, isn't Ron gay? You! You tric-mmmph!"

*The next morning*

"I love it when you're jealous."

"I wasn't jealous. Really. I wasn't...Stop laughing!"

"You weren't jealous? So...why'd you jump me then?"

"I uh...sooo its going to fun explaining this to your Dad."

"Psh. Just tell him you got jealous, couldn't control yourself anymore, and just jumped me."

"You mean the truth? Um, I would prefer not to die just yet..."

"Don't worry Siri, I'll protect yo-mmmph..."