Dirty Sex!
Title: Dirty Sex?
Challenge: Naughty
Word Count: 109.
Rating: PG (for innuendo?)
Characters: Sirius, girl!Harry (in my mind her name is Maria), James
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"So then he leans over and he goes, 'Baby, I wanna try something new...but...it's a bit, uh, naughty."
At first, Sirius just stares at her. Then, "Wow. You win. THAT was the worst bad sex story ever."
“I know! I mean who says that? Naughty? I mean he could at least have said…he wanted to try something, I dunno, dirty? I mean-”
“Sirius. Why are you discussing dirty sex with my daughter?”
“James! Um. Technically we were talking about…naughty sex, which is you know…not as bad…clearly.” Quietly, “Damnit woman. You always get me into trouble.”
“You know you like it Siri. You’re naughty.”