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Sep 24, 2004 21:58

im killing this sn... looks like im getting a new lj

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blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:42:24 UTC

its outstanding, you've really got a rally going, thats good, thats great. something you've actually accomplished. i'm happy for you. really, good luck with the life thing.

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:48:44 UTC

A rally? Is that what you call this? *holds up a shitty bowl* A rally? You think a mere rally could produce a fantastic stain like this? This is an ARMY of sorts, that makes rorschachs like this! This takes a fucking army, woman!

blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:51:28 UTC

i had no idea...i should take you seriosly then huh...well its gunna be tough but...hahaha..ha..hahHAHAH HAHHAHAHAA...no i just cant I Just Cant!

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:53:56 UTC

You are having trouble taking me seriously then? *Holds up the fine china...it has been covered in a thick layer of reddish brown* This is a joke to you? This? The fine china dish plates? None were spared. So laugh it up. Laugh. None are spared.

blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:54:52 UTC

*giggles*

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:59:32 UTC

Oh? Yeah? mmm interesting. *titter* *Giiggle* G-faw* Well. *Presses a shit into her sink and jams it down with the erasor end of a pencil* Mmmm? Yes? *Turns on the blender machine in the sink* Yes?

blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 06:02:13 UTC

oh please

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 06:07:14 UTC

Please? Please more? More? Yes? Alright. I have more. *Is unsure if you have any pets, but let me assure you...INTO THE SINK BLENDER THEY GO, ONE AT A TIME. THis, of course, turns her room into some form of splatter paint expressionist art...with only brown and red.* Yes? More? I have more? I have infinite! *If you have no pets, I simply piss in your fridge.*

Beastmaster schmegmafest January 26 2005, 05:51:16 UTC

You truly are a beast of wit never to be tamed. Your lingual skills match that of shakespeare on his best day. Tis a shame you perpetually have half a shitlog dangling from your loins. Tis a true shame.

Re: Beastmaster blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:52:59 UTC

it all comes down to mark, the one who knows not all but that of which he can claim he knows

Re: Beastmaster martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:57:38 UTC

Is THAT what it all comes down to? You think you can toss ME aside like that? Like *snaps his fingers, which make little sound, as they have been coated with a mix of soup and feces* that? I don't think so! If you are not careful, I will make a grab for the wine glasses, and THEN the paper cups TOO. None will be spared. Oh...is that the living room I see? That means your bedroom is close by too? None will be spared!

Re: Beastmaster blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:59:04 UTC

my bedroom is aparently open to the public, i'm the whore. cum on in

Re: Beastmaster martinezwallace January 26 2005, 06:02:00 UTC

*Frolics into the bedroom, in the nude of course, trailing his shittery footprints wherever he goes. He begins to leap and jump up and down on her bed. Up and down and up and down. It will be used as a sex cauldron no more*

Re: Beastmaster schmegmafest January 26 2005, 05:59:48 UTC

You actually made me cry. I know you cant see me right now, so I'll describe the situation. The tears on my cheek form the shape of: DIE WHORE

Re: Beastmaster blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 06:00:43 UTC

*giggles once more*

Re: Beastmaster martinezwallace January 26 2005, 06:04:34 UTC

Oh I'm glad that this is a laugh blast riot to you. I really am. I'm overjoyed that you are having a splendid time. I aim to please. *presses out a load of shit into her pillow case* I really do. *He leaves the windows open in her room so the flys may enter, and implant their children into her pillow and bed.*

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