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Sep 24, 2004 21:58

im killing this sn... looks like im getting a new lj

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blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:37:28 UTC
you boys are just to much, to much...but keep it goin' its great, really

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All the way to the Skank Bank schmegmafest January 26 2005, 05:41:51 UTC
When you're not looking, I will destroy your ovaries so as to prevent future scraggle whore children.

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Re: All the way to the Skank Bank blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:43:48 UTC
you know i was planning on getting it removed anyway but if your up to it, why not.

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martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:45:32 UTC
Keep it goin'? Well you know, they don't call me "serpent sphinctor Samwise" for no reason, Diamond. I can shit in your soup all night, if you want me too. I can shit in your soup all fuckin night if you want me to. I have infinite amount of fecal matter for these types of things. I'm telling you, by the end of the night, there won't be a dish left unclean. You will spend the rest of the month scrubbing my stains out of your bowls. Keep it goin'? *slowly reaches down to his pant button* You sure? *Begins to squat over her soup pot* I'll do it...don't you press me, because I will press right back, I will press right back you know...

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blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:47:18 UTC
hahaha...haha..oh boy

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martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:52:17 UTC
Boy? It is FUTILE to call for the aid of boys! You will need a gang of children if you want to clean up all these shitty bowls. You will have to create another empire of child labor like that of the yellow man in China. I don't think you can do that though, can you? NO! *Fires a blast of brown onto a paper plate of hers* You see? You see what this has come to? Even these get caught in the cross fire! These innocent paper plates! Everything has been turned upside down, and it has been done so for YOU! *More blasts of fecal, which echo into the night sky*

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