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Sep 24, 2004 21:58

im killing this sn... looks like im getting a new lj

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taintedcunt January 26 2005, 04:04:44 UTC

You're all throwing shit at eachother left and right but you're pretty much equally petty.

I mean.. you're sitting here arguing online. Over something you wont think twice about tomorrow.

And if you do think about it twice tomorrow..
Well you should just be shot.

Cunny whore schmegmafest January 26 2005, 05:03:32 UTC

A poem for diamond

Oh how I hope that you soon get raped,
By a homeless man whose genitals are shaped,
like a hook, or a branch, or a shard of glass
With rigor, he will slide in and out of your ass

You'll cry, it will hurt, but you'll have no choice,
your only option is to lie there and listen to his voice,
Whisper things like "Shut up, you fugly ass whore"
"I'm not done, I wont stop til there's blood in your back door"

And as you lay in that alley, onlookers will pass by
But none of them will help and you'll wonder why,
Why? Because perhaps you pissed them all off,
Next time, think twice before you talk

Re: Cunny whore blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:20:09 UTC

i'll see your poem and raise you a finger.

Re: Cunny whore martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:23:20 UTC

Well I'll meet your finger, and shit right into your mouth.

Re: Cunny whore blurcoffeetv January 26 2005, 05:27:27 UTC

oh heres another one. they just keep on cumin' yup just makes them so happy they must jizz all over everything...shouldnt do that...makes a sticky mess.

Re: Cunny whore schmegmafest January 26 2005, 05:29:24 UTC

HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! THE JOKE! THE STICKY JOKE! IT WAS GOOD! TELL IT AGAIN! THE ONE ABOUT THE STICKy! THATS MY FAVORITE JOKE! WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHA! SPWAAAHAAHaaHA!

Re: Cunny whore martinezwallace January 26 2005, 05:31:30 UTC

I happen to enjoy the sticky mess of jizz! Specially' my jizz! All over everything! Fuck yes! *Beats his chest...maybe squeezes out more jizz...all over everything.*

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 06:16:27 UTC

Well YOU should shut your cake hole. I speak not of your mouth, either.

sirfrankiecrisp January 26 2005, 06:27:38 UTC

Easy, boy, easy. That's my girl.

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 06:35:29 UTC

Easy!? Easy!?!? You think this man can be tamed!? Is that it? Tame me? I think not...I THINK NOT! Nobody will be spared! *Reaches for the button of his pants*

LADIES schmegmafest January 26 2005, 06:43:30 UTC

Ladies. It's time you settle down before you end up getting period blood everywhere.

martinezwallace January 26 2005, 06:43:44 UTC

*unleashes a WHIRLWHIND of fecal at the two of them. This MartinezWallace character, is clearly a force of nature of sorts. It is clear that when the world created him, it bit off more than it could chew. A WHIRLWIND of FECAL flies at the couple, coating them in a fresh layer of shitty slime. Wallace stands and observes his work of brilliance.*

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