I dunno man, I was told by Tracie to make a more entertaining post. My waifishly pathetic ones on my life really don't cut any sort of mustard...
SO. Here is a gallery of things I've found when typing random words on google.
"farts"
"zippers"
"codpiece"
"labia"
"Nolan Ryan" (page 10)
"wrinkles"
"butt pirate"
"Tracie Hughes"