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[sirfogs]

Happy 18th birthday
There aren't any katherine lynn's
More quiet, simple, and relaxing
Nor do they have "the twins"
Almost 3 years i've known you
Through thick and thin and worse
But all in all we made it
Even if we seemed to be cursed
I could make this nice and soppy
But i don't wanna make you cry
Cause now you can be a pornstar
And do it with any guy
I know how bad you want ryan
And i dont mean sassy cass
The man from cruel intentions
Well... now you can tap that ass
I know sometimes i'm a jerk
And i dont help you when you're stressed
i just hope someday, before i die
i see you get undressed
i retract the latter statement
That one's a little too much
Yea you've got a bangin body
Just one i don't need to touch
Anyways, getting back to
What this is all about
you and missy are lesbians
why dont you just make out?
i could go on for ages
but i'll make that a private piece
just some little advice
dont be slutty like my niece
Happy birthday once again
you've been compared to a cd mix
i dont wanna say anything too edgy
just know you're always 46