Come one, come all
Residents of Siren’s Port may have noticed some NV advertisements and flyers cropping up around the city the past few days.
Madam Ursula’s Fabulous Finds
“Dive in and save!”
Is partnering with the
Ben Dover Boutique
For their first ever
~*~Halloween Extravaganza~*~
Everything you’ll need for a Night to Remember!
Wearing the wrong costume for Halloween can leave you with a bad taste in your mouth after you go down as the worst dressed at the party. But - you might think it would be too much of a stretch to find the right bottom to slip into; or the perfect top to dominate your ensemble.
Fear not! Our special sale will leave your wallet feeling full. We’ve slashed our prices. That’s right - for each and every price, we’ve rubbed one out and replaced it with a lower one. So don't blow your loads of cash at some other store. Our special sale will leave your expectations fulfilled without prematurely emptying your purse. You’ll even have enough left over for that ideal finishing touch: a glistening pearl necklace.
How’s that, you say? Well, to experience all this sale has to offer, you’ll have to bring a friend! Because we have an amazing two for one costume special. Yes, you read that correctly:
Two costumes. One price.
We’ll make sure you’re thoroughly prepared and ready to handle those balls. Because who doesn’t love a masquerade? In fact, you’ll look so good, you’ll leave the other guests gaping.
Look for us online at www.goatse.cx/sp
OOC info:
We had to strap on our thinking caps and consider long and hard about this. We went back and forth about it a number of times (we’ve been getting anal - about the details) before grabbing a handful of our best ideas. You see, we all know Siren’s Port has deep crevices of darkness, but we don’t spread its sex (industry?) nearly enough. It deserves its own plug.
Grell and William’s accidental post deposited the seed. But why should William be the only one left squirming when the entire city can get in on the fun?
That ad up there sounds innocent enough, doesn’t it? It is October after all, and there’s a masquerade on the way. However, characters who are drawn by the bargains or in the market for a clown costume may find themselves in for a little surprise...
These stores are actually good, old-fashioned sex shops, where you can find all of the kinky delights your little heart desires. If you can imagine it and find a link to it online, it’s in there!
Also - calling all Baskervilles, Nightrays and other brotherly types! The two for one costume special can give you an excuse to... pumpkin.
In summary: open mingling log at a store your characters won’t realize is a sex shop going up tomorrow - come be hideous with us!
Any questions? Just send me a message!
Madam Ursula’s Fabulous Finds
“Dive in and save!”
Is partnering with the
Ben Dover Boutique
For their first ever
~*~Halloween Extravaganza~*~
Everything you’ll need for a Night to Remember!
Wearing the wrong costume for Halloween can leave you with a bad taste in your mouth after you go down as the worst dressed at the party. But - you might think it would be too much of a stretch to find the right bottom to slip into; or the perfect top to dominate your ensemble.
Fear not! Our special sale will leave your wallet feeling full. We’ve slashed our prices. That’s right - for each and every price, we’ve rubbed one out and replaced it with a lower one. So don't blow your loads of cash at some other store. Our special sale will leave your expectations fulfilled without prematurely emptying your purse. You’ll even have enough left over for that ideal finishing touch: a glistening pearl necklace.
How’s that, you say? Well, to experience all this sale has to offer, you’ll have to bring a friend! Because we have an amazing two for one costume special. Yes, you read that correctly:
Two costumes. One price.
We’ll make sure you’re thoroughly prepared and ready to handle those balls. Because who doesn’t love a masquerade? In fact, you’ll look so good, you’ll leave the other guests gaping.
Look for us online at www.goatse.cx/sp
OOC info:
We had to strap on our thinking caps and consider long and hard about this. We went back and forth about it a number of times (we’ve been getting anal - about the details) before grabbing a handful of our best ideas. You see, we all know Siren’s Port has deep crevices of darkness, but we don’t spread its sex (industry?) nearly enough. It deserves its own plug.
Grell and William’s accidental post deposited the seed. But why should William be the only one left squirming when the entire city can get in on the fun?
That ad up there sounds innocent enough, doesn’t it? It is October after all, and there’s a masquerade on the way. However, characters who are drawn by the bargains or in the market for a clown costume may find themselves in for a little surprise...
These stores are actually good, old-fashioned sex shops, where you can find all of the kinky delights your little heart desires. If you can imagine it and find a link to it online, it’s in there!
Also - calling all Baskervilles, Nightrays and other brotherly types! The two for one costume special can give you an excuse to... pumpkin.
In summary: open mingling log at a store your characters won’t realize is a sex shop going up tomorrow - come be hideous with us!
Any questions? Just send me a message!
