Merry Christmas! Happy Boxing Day!

[mentis_reae]

Have the gift that keeps on giving: Death

Comments

[piracyinpink]

oh edgeworth

SO IS HE THE GHOST OF JUSTICE PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE, OR FRILLS?

[mentis_reae]

Don't underestimate him. He's all four. Also the ghost of hypocrisy.

[piracyinpink]

you know the afterlife is supposed to be peaceful
unless you're a tax collector

[mentis_reae]

Why, what happens when you're a tax collector?

[limitedrun]

So how do murder, destruction of property, breaking and entering, assault, theft, and a whole assortment of fun felonies and misdemeanors and civil violations sound to Edgeworth? :D

P.S. - He's also peed in the Coliseum before.

[mentis_reae]

THE LAST IS THE WORST.

What would you be looking for as an ultimate outcome on the thread?

[limitedrun]

And the fun part? It's canon!

Hmm. I'd be good with injury, injury is nice. Would not-dead!Edgeworth remember the attack at all? Also, would Edgeworth talk/have the same voice? Because I imagine his voice is pretty distinctive and thereby, Griffin would be like "Hey, you're that guy with the money." Which could lead to some fun "Holy shit, how are you not dead" conversations plus demands that Edgeworth pay Griffin's hospital bills.

[mentis_reae]

Not-Deadsworth wouldn't remember anything, since it's not technically him doing it - but yeah, he'd look, sound, talk, move like Edgeworth, just...you know. More evil. And less awkward.

And HAHAHAHA when he comes back Edgeworth would totally pay those bills out of sheer guilt.

[beenwaitinglong]

Dammit, Edgeworth, right after our super masculine bonding moment and everything.

Dick.

[mentis_reae]

He didn't mean to.

[beenwaitinglong]

Maya is going to cry. Good job.

[mentis_reae]

No she won't! She can't!

[heavenly_earth]

Violations here in the city you mean~?

[mentis_reae]

Or elsewhere. Evilsworth will have the ability to STARE INTO YOUR SOUL.

[heavenly_earth]

Well there's plenty of that back in his world then |D Also, creepy icon is creepy :(

Murder, theft, assault, destruction of property (Kaiten is totally not subtle), feel free to pick anything? I think it'd be fun to run into Deadsworth :>

[mentis_reae]

Sure thing! Think you could provide more details on the murder &cetera? And also where would you want it to go? We can run the spectrum from fleeing without harm done to death.

[walkthedawn]

WELL. Minako should be fine and Re-l's already waist-deep in dis plot.

HOW ABOUT SOME RIKU FOR YOU, EDGE.

[mentis_reae]

YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY, RIKU. YOUR CRIME? USING TERMS LIKE "DARKNESS" AND "HEART" WITHOUT SUFFICIENTLY DEFINING THEM.

How far you want it to go? Injury, or stop short of there? (Also, I have absolutely no compunctions about Edgeworth attacking Re-l, as well. SOME GRATITUDE.)

[walkthedawn]

WOW, "LIBERAL" JUSTICE INDEED, SIR.

Injury is good. Riku will fight back with everything he has, so don't expect him to go down, but he can't kill Edgeworth. He'd probably split after getting smacked around enough. UNLESS YOU WANT RIKUNORT, OF COURSE. (lol, she'll just stand there and stare. "Mr. Edgeworth, you're-- Oh. FFFFFF-")

[mentis_reae]

Which would you prefer to do? I'm willing to let it go as far as you are, since there'll be no lasting harm done to my character. Sweet-ass deal for me.