the beginning of something really excellent.

[scalemates]

Who: The Homestuck Cast.
When: 20th - 24th
Where: Stryrope Apartment.
Summary: 10 trolls, 4 kids, one Bro (with a special guest appearance by Cal) and Jake. What could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: swearin', possible cannibalism if Jake has his way, maybe a dumb game of spin the bottle??

Comments

[manipuleights]

[ Who invited her? No one, probably. But she's shown up anyway, even if this is ENEMY TERRITORY. If anything, this can be an attempt to prove just how many fucks she DOESN'T give about Terezi and her stupid stupidness.

Stupid.

Or maybe she just wanted free food--not like she doesn't mooch off of John enough as it is.

So there she is, knocking at the door like she deserves to be there...and tapping her foot impatiently. ]

1/3

[scalemates]

[ opens the door ]

[scalemates]

[ ..... ]

[scalemates]

[ SLAMS IT SHUT ]

[manipuleights]

[ WOW WHAT A BITCH.

No, this reaction is pretty much what she figured she would get. Except look, VRISKA TOTALLY DOESN'T CARE.

Except she does. But no one has to know that but her.

She just.

Knocks again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Wow she isn't stopping, is she. ]

[rehashes]

[ WOW SHE IS NOT STOPPING, IS SHE. ]

Jesus fucking christ, will you just.

[ opens the door oh my god. ]

Get in already.

[manipuleights]

[ Sliiiiiiiides in and looks quite pleased. ]

Oh, thank you~ I guess the window must have slammed it shut the first time! Don't worry, I won't hold it against you and your sense of hospitality.

[ Suck it, Pyrope. ]

[rehashes]

[ slowly shuts the door........ he's only marginally less pleased than Terezi is, y'know (okay well maybe not that bad, but still). he's just better about not showing it. ]

All I'm saying is, if you guys are going to have a massive fucking catfight, do it in the bathroom or somewhere that's easy to get bloodstains out. I'm not scrubbing any carpets.

[manipuleights]

Why, I have no idea what you're talking about, Strider!

[ She is an innocent and ADORABLE guest! SEE?! ]

It's almost like you're accusing me of being an awful guest, and I haven't even been here more than eight seconds. That's pretty RUDE, you know.

1/2

[rehashes]

[ yeah, well. she's hot i guess. bitches are always hot. ]

And showing up uninvited isn't? --Wait, fuck.

[rehashes]

John told you, didn't he.

[manipuleights]

[ She is the hottest of bitches. DUH. ]

Don't be jealous, but John tells me eeeeeeeeverything.

[ Why yes, she does look pretty proud of herself. And then walks right past Dave like this is her place and not his. ]

Wow, this is surprisingly boring.

[rehashes]

[ totally not jealous. also whatever she can wander around if she wants, just as long as she doesn't idk steal shit or something. because then he will definitely club her to death with the mounted demon moose head on his wall. he'll do it. ]

Yeah, well, now that you've established that, the door's right there. Help yourself.

[scalemates]

[ LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS SHE GIVES!!! ]

[manipuleights]

[ I'M SORRY, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? ]

[arisetime]

[ a thousand points to gryffindor pyrope ]