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[potionsmaster]

Who: Severus Snape, open to anyone out after the siren.
Where: The baseball diamond
When: March 16th, just after the evening siren.
What: Snape arrives, and is distracted at an inopportune moment.
Note: I'll be responding tomorrow, as I'm ff to bed now.

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[fightandfuckk]

It had been a pretty fucking boring day, which was why Nnoitra was out after the siren. Shit got exciting after dark, even if there were some things Nnoitra would rather not go up against. He'd just kill bitches until he got bored and then go home.

Except before he could get started, he noticed a human with pretty strong spiritual pressure coming out of the arena thingy. Nnoitra grinned as he studied the newcomer and wondered if he'd be worth fighting. Santa Teresa was on his shoulders as he approached the guy.

"Pretty strong spiritual pressure ya got there, human."

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He certianly had not been expecting something like that to introduce itself to him. Severus was not even sure what it was. The height suggested a giant hybrid. But Severus had never seen one carry such a complicated weapon, or speak so clearly.

"Is that so." Severus said, sounding completely uninterested in the creature that stood before him. "I'll be sure to take note of that." Although, from the tone in his voice, he would not be doing that at any time in the near or distant future.

Just the thought of Snape making that face at Nnoi has me lolling XD

[fightandfuckk]

Nnoitra stared at the human for another moment, but he was already tuning out what the guy was saying. Shuffling in from allies and dark corners all around, the monsters had arrived.

Nnoitra grinned as he ran the nearest one through with his hand. The blob-like creature fell to the ground with a splat, its black blood staining Nnoitra's arm.

"Better use yer shit cuz I sure as fuck ain't savin' yer ass," he said, Santa Teresa a blur as he decapitated two more monsters. He'd see what this guy was all about, and if it was interesting or strong enough, maybe he'd take him on.

[potionsmaster]

Severus' eyebrows raised in surprise as a gelatinous creature sprang forth from the shadows, oozing its way toward the impossibly tall man. And then, despite the foolishness of the action, the man attacked it with his bare hand.

That was not good. Not at all. And what was worse, more appeared to be coming, different creatures crawling out toward the stranger and himself. Severus scowled, watching the man as he destroyed a few more.

"I do not need to be saved," he informed him, even as an awkward, almost human creature lumbered toward him. He looked at it, not quite willing to kill the creature just yet. Even though this violent, vulgar man was obviously not a muggle, Severus was not willing to show what he was to him. And the creature didn't seem to be attacking just yet. He was sure he could avoid it if he just walked away from this whole mess.

[fightandfuckk]

Another monster came at him but Nnoitra caught its head in his hand. He squeezed, crushing its skull like some rotten ass human fruit.

He saw another approaching the guy, but made no move to intervene. The stranger wasn't defending himself and Nnoitra shook his head. He fucking hated cowards.

"Tch. Coulda fooled me." Nnoitra opened his mouth wide and stuck out his tongue, his rank hanging out for all to see as he fired off a cero into the middle of a hoard of monsters that had just appeared from an alley. They were vaporized along with a good chunk of the surrounding buildings. He cackled as what was left of the couple of dozen shitheads flopped to the ground.

"Well? Ya gonna act like some fuckin' pussy, or ya gonna show me what ya got?"

[potionsmaster]

The inhumanly tall man opened an impossibly wide mouth and stuck out an improbably long tongue, in what Severus assumed was supposed to be an offensive gesture.

At least until the tip of the man's tongue began to glow, and a beam of light shot from the end of it. That was not something Severus was used to seeing, or even something he had read about before. What on earth was that? Was the man some sort of dragon hybrid?

Severus did not know, but he did know that he would not stand for the creature turning his obscene language toward him. He did not remove his wand from his pocket, wiggling it only slightly.

Langlock, he thought. That would silence the foul mouthed man-beast. He stepped away from the night-creature that lunged toward him. It did not seem to be very bright, he was sure he could avoid it.

[fightandfuckk]

Nnoitra was about to ask the guy what the hell he was so afraid of, but before he could his tongue fucking glued itself to the roof of his mouth. His eye went wide and he tried to move it. He scowled when he couldn't. Shit was so not on!

Two more of the shitty monsters picked then to come at him. Nnoitra grabbed one in a rage and slammed it into the ground, cracking up the pavement. He banged his booted foot into the other, sending it through a nearby wall.

Then he turned his attention to his rebellious tongue. Fucking thing wasn't moving! Nnoitra reached inside his mouth and tried to pry it loose. When it still wouldn't move, he ripped the thing out and threw it on the ground. It landed with a splat at the guy's feet.

"u'cn 'ell," he said, his tongue already growing back a little bit, but not enough for him to make sense of his own words.

1/3

[potionsmaster]

Severus watched the creatures that were attacking Nnoitra, ready to destroy them if the man could not defend himself. Just because he had silenced the fool did not mean he wanted him to die because of it. But first, Severus had to take care of his own creature.

He turned toward it, removing his wand from his pocket. It was shambling at him, long arms outstretched to try and grab him. Instead of destroying it like Nnoitra did, he used a backhanded motion to knock it away from him.

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[potionsmaster]

Once the monster had been shoved far enough away that it wouldn't bother Severus any more, he turned back just in time to see Nnoitra destroying the two beasts that had attacked him.

So much for worrying about the strange, foul-mouthed humanoid. Severus sneered at him, knowing that he was probably trying to speak, trying to force his tongue to work even though he wasn't able to.

"If you've decided you've had enough of spewing vulgari--"

[potionsmaster]

The man reached into his mouth and tore out his tongue. Severus's mouth dropped open in a wide 'O' of shock as he looked at the living, twitching piece of flesh that Nnoitra held in one huge hand.

He had torn out his tongue.

Severus stared, and even jumped back when the wet, twitching muscle landed at his feet. Blood spattered the hems of his robes, and he jerked his wand up to defend himself from any more appendages that might come flying his way. The horrified wizard stared at the tongue, his own quite still in his mouth as if fearing the same fate.

But Severus was not under the effects of the Langlock hex, and he was able to force his tongue to move after a long, long minute.

"Confringo!" He snarled, jabbing his wand toward the vile, disgusting thing at his feet. The spell glowed brightly, then the tongue exploded in flames as the spell made contact. " Aguamenti!" The flames were doused in water that spouted from the tip of his wand

[fightandfuckk]

Nnoitra watched the guy point some stick at his tongue. He would've made a remark or another about wood and the guy being a fag and what the fuck did he think he was doing, but before he could his old tongue was on fire. Then water poured out the end of the stick!

Nnoitra's eye widened. He had no idea what the fuck this shit was, but it wasn't anything he'd ever seen before. Not at home, not in paradise, and not in this dump! Fucking weird.

"'he hell i' thi' 'hit?" he asked, his tongue only half grown.

[potionsmaster]

Fortunately for Severus, the man-beast came no closer. Whatever it was, it seemed to be frightened of his wand. Good! That meant it would stay away from him. And that was exactly what Severus wanted.

"If you are saying what I think you are, then this is a wand." He scowled at Nnoitra. "And if you do not want to suffer the same fate as that... piece of yourself, I suggest you leave and do not return." He glared his most ferocious at the creature, twitching his wand the slightest bit.