[Closed] Romeo, Romeo, Where For Art Thou, Romeo?

[break_xerxes]

Who: break_xerxes and outbursting
When: backdated like whoa~ to around new year?
Where: Break's humble house then shopping at the underground mall?
Summary: After Yosuke approached Break on a private network post, asking for photos and autographs for his dear tsunder friend, Break had to get the most out of this as he could.
Warnings: Break's trolling. Awkwardly mock

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[break_xerxes]

Why rush? Don't tell me Yosuke was one of those babies that ran before the could crawl? Or sang before they could talk? Because there was nothing Break enjoyed more, than taking his time with things, especially when those things involved mocking or humiliating another person. The picture could be taken any time really, not as if Break could see him taking it, but yes, that autograph could take some persuading to get. Are you good at persuading, Yosuke?

"Oh I wouldn't say such a thing and so loudly, Mister Yosuke." Linking his arm a little tighter, his other hand coming up to tap the boy on the back. "People with think your some kind of child snatcher~ they will be asking me to make flags with your face on them that read; stranger danger~" he smiled, as sweet as the sugar that poured through his veins. Elliot had his reasons for liking Break, mostly because under all that fake smiles and trolling, Xerxes was possibly, thee most talented swordsman, in all of Pandora. That alone weighed out the daft and silly clown that he seemed to present himself as to everyone else.

"You mean you don't have one? And here I thought it was a government requirement~" That could have been the answer to anything, seeing as Break couldn't look at whatever Yosuke was talking about. Though, at the mention of kids, he assumed it was the play house. "Now why the devil would I have little bitty goats in my garden? Aiyah~ Mister Yosuke, you really are a dark horse aren't you? What with fetishes for infants and animals, its a wonder you're not locked up~!"

[outbursting]

"Better not!" He swung his head around to glare at Xerxes with as much strength as he could. Yosuke wasn't a violent sort of person, usually. That was more Chie first response. Yet, he was willing to allow it to be his first response to Xerxes. Something about the way that he acted just made him want to hit him upside the head. But, he was willing to keep calming himself. His breathing coming in slow and careful, like he was carrying out some strenuous task. Not completely a lie.

"I'm surprised you even know these sayings. Gilbert and Elliot don't know any slang, or proper meaning to certain sayings I make." Yosuke was trying to make an effort at conversation that was more about something that he felt that he could handle. Talking about the difference between their world and the world that they were now in. Safe and not too much room to make it too uncomfortable, right? Is this worse than being forced to cross-dress in front of the entire student body!?

"If it is, I'm going to be sending a petition as soon as possible." His eyebrow rose to give the playhouse that much more an incredulous expression. "What the hell are you talking about?" It took him a few seconds to remember the relation of the word 'kids' to goats. No, he's not getting away with this. "I'm wondering why you're not locked up, myself."

A pause. "Bye the bye, doesn't the sun hurt you? You're kind of too pale to be out, right, Mister Albino?"

[break_xerxes]

Oh Yosuke, your like a breath of fresh air for Break, honestly, never change? You're just the right amount of angry, mixed in with a few teaspoons of stupid, just the right flavour for Breaks pallet. You can try and hit him upside the head, infact, go on, be my guest~ You'll just lose any chance of gaining that photograph for your dear BFF Elly~

"I've listened to the network posts of the morons here, long enough to have gained a rather good understanding in the verse of the simpleton." Sniffing with a smug little look, fake of cause, as were all the emotions he's show Yosuke. " That's because the Nightray boys only know three languages, and that's pout, rage and useless." Raising a finger, as if telling a serious fact.

Break laughed, ushering the boy into his front door and through the hall, it was, a respectful little house in the inside, perhaps a little creepy that Liam's things were sill exactly as he left them, boxes partly opened and some of his clothes still folded on the bed where he's last put them. "The sun doesn't bother me, I'm a new breed of Vampire see." Mocking you, you little brat.

[outbursting]

"Watch it." Because the only moron that he saw was this idiot. He returned to staring at the playhouse and banner, like that was enough of an indicator as to what it was that Break should be feeling a little bit shamed about. "I'm not to sure about the 'useless' comment, either. Well, maybe for one." His thoughts went to Vincent and his occasional trolling. So weird.

"I do see. The kind with only one eye." Yosuke added as he entered -- he looked around at everything with mild interest. He was thinking that it would be a little more weird. His thoughts returned as he stared at Liam's things for all of a few long seconds. What is with this guy? He let out a louder sigh, trying to keep it mostly to himself and not succeeding.

"Anyway, where do you want this picture taken, already?" It wasn't like he could abandon him after it was taken. He still had to get Break's autograph, after all.

[break_xerxes]

A little harsh don't you think? Break is far from and idiot Yosuke, the faster you learn that Break is superiour to you, the better. Please, keep all thoughts and feelings about that filty sewer rat to yourself, Break would escort you form his house, should he know you were thinking about that hidious excuse of a man. Actually.. its a shame for you, you don't know this, or I'm sure you would have used it as a ticket to get away from this creepy house as fast as you can.

"Oh? and is that a problem?" You can mock him as much as you like, he'll only think of something more embarrassing to throw at you boy. Anyway's! this isn't what you're here for is it? No, you're here fora photo and autograph so lets get on with it.

Walking Yosuke up into his room, pulling the cane from his side and flipping the top, sliding it out into the sword that it secretly was. Raising his hand, pushing the tip of the blade just under the boys chin. "I do believe this is the sort of pose you would be wishing, is it not?" After all, Elliot admired Break for the legendary swordsman that he was. "And after, you can buy me lunch, I'll sign it and we'll call it even. Deal?"

[outbursting]

"Not really." He shrugged his shoulders even though it sounded like he might have had one with his one eye. Though, it was more what Break was doing to his body than anything else. Elliot didn't have that sort of thing going on with him. Did that mean that there might come a time when he lost both Gilbert and the troll that he looked up to? Yosuke really didn't like that thought too much, but there didn't see to be much that he could do about it.

The serious moment had passed as he took a step back away from the blade. "Again, watch it. What if you cut me?" He let out a loud sigh, as he figured that the man wouldn't. But at the same time he had to wonder what he was doing with a sword -- his depth perception must be beyond terrible. But let it go. "That sounds surprisingly fair. All right. Sounds good."

Raising the disposable camera, it was time to get part one of this endeavor out of the way.

[break_xerxes]

Yes... poor little Elliot. Not only had he already lost so many of his siblings, but he would eventually lose both Gilbert and Vincent too, yes, losing Break would hurt, what with him idolizing the Clown and all, but that was life as those of Pandora knew it. And Break for one, knew all too well how it felt to lose those you loved and cared about.

"Watch what exactly?" Don't fear, Yosuke, he might be as blind as a bat, but Break was still known to take down event he most cunning of enemy without his sight to aid him. Holding the pose, until he heard the camera click and the slight flash of light that he saw, though his eyes never dilated to the change of light, if Yosuke was close enough, he'd be able to see this.

"It is awfully fair isn't it? I fancy cake for a change." he sang, slipping the sword back into its cane form.