news feed; Thursday, April 14, 2011
Thursday; April 14, 2011
Weather Cloudy with sunny periods. A few showers likely. Risk of a thundershower. Risk of small hail. High of 10°C and a low of 4°C (50°F/39°F).
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Morning sirens will go off at 6:25 am, and evening sirens will go off at 8:00 pm.
Other News:
- AGI Union Protesters Hit the Streets Most AGI-owned clubs and bars will be closed from Noon till evening siren today, as the Bar Service and Strippers Union have been granted permission to leave work on full pay in order to take to the streets in protest of SERO's access to the Core. Sector 1 establishments will re-open at Happy Hour, starting immediately after siren, offering great drink specials to all company affiliates.
- Hillsdale graduate student Heath Brighton, in collaboration with six undergrads who have been wirelessly synced with his brainwaves for research purposes this semester, are presenting a public defense of his interdisciplinary dissertation at 3pm today at the Hillsdale Campus Science Department Auditorium. "Birthing the Metamind: Harnessing the Power of Symbiotic intelligence" is a project funded by a generous grant from SYNTECH, the SERO subsidiary brainchild of his father. He is set to join the family business upon receiving his masters degree next month.
- LOST DOG REWARD CLIMBS! Miranda Abrams' invisible Chihuahua/Toy Poodle mix is still on the loose, and has been reportedly attacking local postal workers. The Siren's Port Post Office has since added a complete collection of stamps dating from 1960-2010 to whoever can successfully leash this public menace. Sector 3 pedestrians have been warned to watch their heels, as this vicious canine is rumored responsible for launching surprise attacks on Achilles' tendons and other dogs. City firefighters have removed over 30 house cats from trees in the sector since the weekend, and link the climb in climbing felines to this now notorious dog.
- Additionally, Caregood Pound is seeking two new dogcatchers, after an unsuccessful 7-hour hunt for the little rascal saw several resignations by the end of the day.
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Weather Cloudy with sunny periods. A few showers likely. Risk of a thundershower. Risk of small hail. High of 10°C and a low of 4°C (50°F/39°F).
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Morning sirens will go off at 6:25 am, and evening sirens will go off at 8:00 pm.
Other News:
- AGI Union Protesters Hit the Streets Most AGI-owned clubs and bars will be closed from Noon till evening siren today, as the Bar Service and Strippers Union have been granted permission to leave work on full pay in order to take to the streets in protest of SERO's access to the Core. Sector 1 establishments will re-open at Happy Hour, starting immediately after siren, offering great drink specials to all company affiliates.
- Hillsdale graduate student Heath Brighton, in collaboration with six undergrads who have been wirelessly synced with his brainwaves for research purposes this semester, are presenting a public defense of his interdisciplinary dissertation at 3pm today at the Hillsdale Campus Science Department Auditorium. "Birthing the Metamind: Harnessing the Power of Symbiotic intelligence" is a project funded by a generous grant from SYNTECH, the SERO subsidiary brainchild of his father. He is set to join the family business upon receiving his masters degree next month.
- LOST DOG REWARD CLIMBS! Miranda Abrams' invisible Chihuahua/Toy Poodle mix is still on the loose, and has been reportedly attacking local postal workers. The Siren's Port Post Office has since added a complete collection of stamps dating from 1960-2010 to whoever can successfully leash this public menace. Sector 3 pedestrians have been warned to watch their heels, as this vicious canine is rumored responsible for launching surprise attacks on Achilles' tendons and other dogs. City firefighters have removed over 30 house cats from trees in the sector since the weekend, and link the climb in climbing felines to this now notorious dog.
- Additionally, Caregood Pound is seeking two new dogcatchers, after an unsuccessful 7-hour hunt for the little rascal saw several resignations by the end of the day.
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