[Video]

[meteor_heart]

[Cue screaming. No seriously. The NV turns on with a first-person view out the front of a bus, one that's careening and swerving back and forth through city streets with reckless abandon. It smashes cars aside, slaps the occasional hot-dog stand into next week and knocks over countless mailboxes

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[video]

[he_is_wild]

[Joker leans in close to the screen, peeering]

My, my, it seems we have a guest!

[He calls out to someone off-camera]

Boys, let the little lady inside.

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[meteor_heart]

[When the jokerized police officers (goons?) part to let her past, Tifa holds her arms out to each side, bent at the elbow so they each take a hand.]

Why thank you boys. It's so nice to have an escort for little ol' me.

[Sashaying along with a goon on each hand, Tifa lets herself be directed until she's brought in front of "The King". Crossing one leg behind the other she curtsies with that kind of wide smile only the Joker can give you.]

Your Majesty.

[Action]

[he_is_wild]

[Joker rises from his makeshift throne at the end of the council chamber and rubs his chin as he looks Tifa over]

What brings you before the Lord of Misrule today, dear girl?

[Action]

[meteor_heart]

I'm here to help sir! [Standing up straight, Tifa puffs out her chest and snaps her heels together, putting up a snappy salute.] Whatever you want done today my King, I'm your girl!

video.

[escapedpandora]

[There's giggling and laughing over the NV, which is shakey.]

Tifa, you look like Christmas!

[Because, of all the things that pings him at the moment...]

[Video]

[meteor_heart]

Hope! I do, don't I? [She grins wide, holding the NV out and doing a little twirl for him.] I needed a change.

[Video]

[escapedpandora]

It's pretty!

[Because that was really a word that he would use... normally.]

It's really easy to see you in a crowd!

[Video]

[meteor_heart]

I wanted to stand out! You're looking a little Christmassy yourself! I loooove what you did with your hair!

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[ysobritish]

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[ysobritish]

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[ysobritish]

HAS EVERYONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY GONE MAD?!

WHAT THE DEVIL IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!

[Video]

[meteor_heart]

Uh oooh. [Tifa looks wide-eyed at the NV and put a hand up to cover an amused giggle.] Sounds like someone didn't get their afternoon nap!

[Video]

[ysobritish]

I don't take naps, Madam. What on earth is the matter with you? If you're going to do such ridiculous things at least make them useful.

[Video]

[meteor_heart]

It -was- useful! I needed to get to city hall, and the next bus there was going to be a whole HOUR. [She rolls her eyes dramatically.] I didn't want to wait an hooooour. So I borrowed a bus.

[video]

[azarathmetrion]

Heeeey, Tifa. Teeeeefa, I mean, hahaha!

Wait, what are you even doing? Don't blow up buses, that's not cool.

[She grins, though.] Bet I don't look that cute anymore, hmm? [Vaguely aware this is not a normal thing to say, she nevertheless can't withhold a grin and a gesture at her Jokerized expression.]

[video]

[meteor_heart]

I didn't blow it up! I just...put it through it's paces yeah! It'll be fine. [She turns to survey the still smoking bus, the smashed outside, the broken windows...and giggles sheepishly.]

See? It's fine.

You aaaaalways look cute Raven! I could just eat you up! Nomnomnom! [She mashes her lips against the NV camera in a pantomime of eating.]

[video]

[azarathmetrion]

[Raven puts on a very stern face.]

Teeeefa. You blew up the bus.

...well, it's just one bus and no one died. It's like a free roller coaster... which I would hate but some people like them so to each their own. [This last phrase fast, and with a giggle at the end.]

Always, huh? Well, for a clown, you look pretty cute too! Can I call you Coral Teef, because -- because you form the basis for a vibrant ecosystem...

[Someone is kind of making really weird connections with the 'eating' thing.]

[video]

[meteor_heart]

It's not blown up! It's just...resting...ahahahaha.

Coral Teef! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's so funny!