[The NV clatters to the ground the moment it turns on, and there's a distinct 'oops' that sounded more cheerful than regretful. Instead of picking it up, though, Hope just ducks down into view, looking much happier than he had the previous two months.]
Hey, guys! So, sooo--
[If he looks even paler than usual and seems to have a green tint to his
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N-no one would ever go hungry again!
[He's stuttering from the laughter, really.]
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Cherries! Cherries are funny. How come there's two on each every time there's a drawing of it? What if--?
What if!
[His tone tries to be more serious, but somewhat fails as he breaks down into giggles.]
What if. There's only one cherry on the stem?
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Single cherries are underrepresented! [He doubles over in laughter.]
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Because-- [He's trying to smother the chuckles.] Eating pies from the ground is a bad idea.
And there should be a group! To represent single cherries!
[He can't stop laughing now.] I-it should be some online dating site or something--
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Pies s-sticking out... [More giggles.]
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[He's got his arms spread wide to demonstrate this, still in fits of giggles.]
And the police can come to arrest pie thieves... with fish!
[Because that currently makes perfect sense in his head.]
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[He had forgotten about that one completely.]
That would be the best weapon for policemen! It wouldn't kill anyone, but no one wants to get hit by old trout!
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