Apr 01, 2011 09:57
[Joker is walking down the corridors of what some may recognize as City Hall. Someone is filming him as revelers with white skin and green hair twirl around him. The Clown Prince is wearing a fur-lined cape and a crown from the Felton costume room. The outfit is fake, but some of the jewelry looks real. He smiles at the NV and gestures with a harlequin-headed marotte at all the dancers.]
Good morning, Siren's Port! No, my darlings, you are not imagining it! Today the clowns are king! I, Joker, am your new ruler. Your Lord of Misrule.
And these...
[He pauses and glances back at a pair of dancers that have been following him.]
Ah........Their names escape me for the moment.
[One of the dancers cuddles up against him and he pushes her roughly away.]
No wrinkling the suit!
[He smooths out his clothes and stalks towards the cameraman.]
Gimme back my NV, Carl.
[A voice mutters something]
Timothy, right. Timothy, tomorrow I'm thinking silly sleet. Maybe a daffy downpour. Wacky weather. Find a guy. Make it happen.
[Joker takes hold of the NV and smiles down into it]
Go forth, my loopy little lambs. The city is yours for the taking. Let's throw open wide the Gates of Spring!
[He throws his head back]
Kyaahahaha..HA HA HAHEHEHEHEHEEHEOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
[Feed cuts out]
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!: the joker,
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c: ahiru,
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