♔ video // DECLARATION THE SIXTEENTH ♔
GOOD EVENING, SIREN'S PORT!
[Tamaki is wearing a uniform! It looks a bit like a police uniform, but it's missing all insignias and patches and anything that would make it anything official. But it's quite dashing and becoming all the same! He immediately strikes a pose, a hand to his chin!]
Yes, yes, a good evening, and wonderful news! You may have noticed all the changes that are taking place these days! Many, many changes--the change of winter to spring, for example! Already, the sun is rising earlier and setting later--already, you can hear sweet birdsong--and dogs are shedding their winter coats and soon it will be warm enough for all of us to shed our coats as well! The sweetness of spring, outmatched only by the sweetness of love itself, which blossoms just as easily and as readily in the depths of spring as the flowers do!
But that is not my announcement! Although I did think that it was important to call to your attention, since I know that many people can become caught up in the trials and tribulations of daily life--BUT NO! No, my announcement is an announcement of a business sort!
You see, I am starting a business! It's called the Finding Things Agency! [He re-strikes his pose!The silver badge affixed to his chest catches in the light! You'd never know that it was a dollar store sheriff's badge!] Yes, the Finding Things Agency! No thing to small or too insignificant! You see, while it's up to the police to find missing people, there are hundreds of thousands of things that go missing, every day! Keys, and cups of coffee, and eyeglases, and dog leashes-- Oh, that reminds me, Haruhi, we need to get a new leash for Copper! --and, and all manner of things! The police can't possibly be expected to find all of these things-- no, no! And that's where the Finding Things Agency comes in!
So! If you find-- [A WINK!] --that you are missing something important, or even something not important, then please, feel free to call upon the Finding Things Agency at the following number: [ INSERT NUMBER HERE!]
Also, I am hiring Finders! Mr. Japan has already been hired! And-- [A thought occurs to him then, and he laughs.] Ah, Mr. Japan, I forgot to tell you that you've been hired! Congratulations! But there are still many other positions available, although the position of Trusted Dog and Lovely Secretary-Slash-Assistant-Slash-Daughter have already been filled! But please, feel free to inquire!
....Oh, and Haruhi, you'll need to find some secretary clothing! And you have to help me get the vest on Copper, there are a great many pockets to it, and it's difficult to manage!
[Tamaki is wearing a uniform! It looks a bit like a police uniform, but it's missing all insignias and patches and anything that would make it anything official. But it's quite dashing and becoming all the same! He immediately strikes a pose, a hand to his chin!]
Yes, yes, a good evening, and wonderful news! You may have noticed all the changes that are taking place these days! Many, many changes--the change of winter to spring, for example! Already, the sun is rising earlier and setting later--already, you can hear sweet birdsong--and dogs are shedding their winter coats and soon it will be warm enough for all of us to shed our coats as well! The sweetness of spring, outmatched only by the sweetness of love itself, which blossoms just as easily and as readily in the depths of spring as the flowers do!
But that is not my announcement! Although I did think that it was important to call to your attention, since I know that many people can become caught up in the trials and tribulations of daily life--BUT NO! No, my announcement is an announcement of a business sort!
You see, I am starting a business! It's called the Finding Things Agency! [He re-strikes his pose!The silver badge affixed to his chest catches in the light! You'd never know that it was a dollar store sheriff's badge!] Yes, the Finding Things Agency! No thing to small or too insignificant! You see, while it's up to the police to find missing people, there are hundreds of thousands of things that go missing, every day! Keys, and cups of coffee, and eyeglases, and dog leashes-- Oh, that reminds me, Haruhi, we need to get a new leash for Copper! --and, and all manner of things! The police can't possibly be expected to find all of these things-- no, no! And that's where the Finding Things Agency comes in!
So! If you find-- [A WINK!] --that you are missing something important, or even something not important, then please, feel free to call upon the Finding Things Agency at the following number: [ INSERT NUMBER HERE!]
Also, I am hiring Finders! Mr. Japan has already been hired! And-- [A thought occurs to him then, and he laughs.] Ah, Mr. Japan, I forgot to tell you that you've been hired! Congratulations! But there are still many other positions available, although the position of Trusted Dog and Lovely Secretary-Slash-Assistant-Slash-Daughter have already been filled! But please, feel free to inquire!
....Oh, and Haruhi, you'll need to find some secretary clothing! And you have to help me get the vest on Copper, there are a great many pockets to it, and it's difficult to manage!